What happened? Was there a nip slip? Because I've got four.

Can we get a slice of pizza for Jane, please! Jane is... You're the best girl I've ever met, Jane.

That's method acting, that is!

You alright? I'm gonna go get in the shower. [Browsing through a clothing rack] I'm gonna wear some jeans. And..... a shirt.

Yeah, can I have a vanilla latte with a shot of that caramel creamer.

I was just really happy that my underwear didn't come down as well. That would've been a different kind of movie.

Someone where you can just do nothing with them. And it's just the fact that you're with them is the whole thing.

What I look for in a girlfriend is.. Someone with a good sense of humour, someone who's just nice, a nice person.

WHY IS NO ONE KISSING ANYONE?

Won't hit me with those glow sticks. Not tonight!

[To a stadium full of fans] I'm gonna have to ask you to stop screaming.

[Liam: Yeah, poutine's great.] Don't let me get started on poutine.

This is a family show! .....or is it?

Make some noise for trying to have a baby!

That was a very manly clap. It was the most masculine thing I've done all year.

I’ve sung for millions… but giving a speech at my mum’s wedding had me in pieces.

I hate physical activity!

Are you guys cold? My nipples are really hard.

We get to meet a lot cool people and they say stuff that sticks.