Harrison Bergeron

I am the Harrison Bergeron, athlete, dancer, living giant, man child, and emperor. I can dunk on you, then dance the night away with your girl.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

@proberts2018 I know I few tips about fishing myself, maybe I could help you out sometime once I get these handicaps off.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

@GermanOfficerYo I'm the one in charge here, you have no power over me.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

@proberts2018 I take it very seriously, nothing concerns me more than the people's worries.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

@GermanOfficerYo I'll dunk on you anyway. Pickup games in the jail are my specialty.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

@GermanOfficerYo Shopting people is not the answer, trust me, I would know.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

I don't want people to try to live their lives like mine or someone else's, I just want everyone to be themselves and live how they want to.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

@diana_glampers Outsmarting you and your colleagues would be like stealing candy from a baby, no question about it.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

Being an athlete you can see I've been throw rough things, the government is nothing but an annoyance in this case.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

Dancing is such a serene activity to do, it lets you get all your angers out and just move. It's such an amazing thing.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

Imagine a beautiful place where everyone could be themselves, there may be problems with that but it would still overall be a lot better.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

Life is such a terrible thing when you can't live the life your physically and mentally able to.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

@georgieboy2081 I am very safe, they stand no chance against me. They are all weak and stupid, I am not.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

Worst feeling ever is knowing that your parents can't even remember that they are your parents...

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

@Hayzel_bergeron Keep watching mother, I want you to see me and remember who I am to you.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

*thinking to himself* "Where's my beautiful ballerina for tonight? I need to find her."

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

Everyone is so beautiful and unique in there own way... If only we had the opportunity to even show it...

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

It's ridiculous how pathetic these guards are that @diana_glampers has keeping me in here. There couldn't keep anything that walks captured.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

I need to get a little workout in before I really escape this place.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

I'm so sad my parents will never remember me, if only my father would have the courage to take his handicap off.

[Harrison Bergeron @harryson_burger]

I can't stand @diana_glampers , just look at that ridiculous look on her face. She's not capable of power.