mr. snuffleupagus

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

Just got called Auntie by my coworker in an Unc sense

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

You can’t beat the rocket’s red glare

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

I’m so excited to giggle with Sarah loper this weekend🧚‍♀️🧌🤗 #likealioninthenucleus

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

@pliniwu It took so much strength not to leave hate comments

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

At the airport stalking myself on instagram

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

@pliniwu @CapitalOneCafe Omg I always forget about this!!!

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

What the fuck does Foist mean

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

Hopping on that horse is the bravest thing you can do in this political climate

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is bye sister for white supremacists

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

The girls are fightinggg

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

False, this bill was never shown to me even once and was passed in the dead of night so fast that almost no one in Congress could even read it!

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

@pliniwu Same why do they get so pressed

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

I hope the men that pay for my drinks tip well💅

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

Feeding my sourdough starter with microplastics

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

I think we’ve reached peak humanity with Sarah loper

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

My favorite part about being a democrat is probably controlling the weather💗

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

Taylor needs to quit it with the damn bangs

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Well, one lesson I’ve learned is that just because I say something to a group and they laugh doesn’t mean it’s going to be all that hilarious as a post on 𝕏

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

Transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison would be a good band name

[mr. snuffleupagus @harrystyluvr]

@CEOofWolfCola The Midwest is tearing me up for being an NCSU alum