❝ no fooking way ❞

⠀✎ just pretend my follow button is harry's ass ✎ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ wouldn't you love to tap that?

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someone: “Hey I heard you have a fan page for One Direction”

me: ... Wa wut. Ha Ur rally funnay..

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Harry: man, its really muggy outside today

Louis: I swear to god if I go outside and all the mugs are on the lawn I’m leaving you

Harry: *sips tea from a bowl*

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Interviewer: Do all of you guys hate each other or anything?

Louis: I don’t know what you’re talking about we love each other very much our group is closer than family.

Niall: Hey Tommo, do you know-?

Louis: Oh my god Niall shut the fuck up I’m in the middle of a conversation.

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when ur fav is problematic but they’re still ur fav

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when your life’s a mess but you’re done fighting it and decide to just go with the flow:

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harry: *has over 30 millions fans all over the world*

also harry: lol yall wanna come to my garage and watch me play tonight

[❝ no fooking way ❞ @harrytexts]

Do you remember summer '09

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when will he be freed

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z and neil randomly running into each other backstage

neil: oh hey zen

zany: *chokes back tears* shut the door, turn the lights off

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*harry breathing, harry eating, harry donating his hair, harry doing anything….*

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my heart isn't even a heart it's actually harry styles.

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me when harry first comes onto the screen

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bye

[❝ no fooking way ❞ @harrytexts]

the 'what's that smell' face

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"who's Harry's baby?"

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can somebody explain why Louis has all of 1d whipped

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i came out here just to have a good time but honestly im feeling so attacked right now

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Louis: *gets hit in the bum by a ball*

Harry: Hi, I would like to enquire about getting insurance

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gigi: i hear the word Louis every 10 seconds from him

kendall: omg bish you too?!

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Everyone I know: Did you hear that Harry Styles cut his hair off?

Me: who the fuck do you think you’re talking to