Harry

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Not saying this has fried my brain a bit, but sat here writing on my phone and all I can think of is "AGUERRRR-no"

[Magic hat 🎩 @themagic_tophat]

Also means that multiple, senior, powerful people committed perjury at CAS.

@fedpolCH get busy.

[Harry @HarryWhyte7]

Q

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

Gabriel was very smart by headbutting Haaland and not accidentally removing his hair bobble in an aerial duel. By avoiding 'violent conduct' he receives a yellow card rather than a red and three-game suspension. Well done, good process.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

In 2024 Chelsea received a €5m add on bonus from Real Madrid as a result of Real reaching the Champions League final for the sale of Eden Hazard.

Hazard had retired from football in 2023 and Chelsea earned €150m from the deal overall.

According to the Premier League negotiated settlement with the club Chelsea received no on field advantage from signing Hazard from Lille for €35m in 2012 and therefore a £10m fine was appropriate rather than a points deduction.

[Louie 🇱🇧 @UTD_Louie]

Eddie Howe really asked Ramsdale to go down cause he was flabbergasted with the 4-2-3-1

[Daniel Smith @SmithJDaniel]

Doesn't look like a metre gap to me... #CPFC #LIVARS

[Sebastian Salek @sebastiansalek]

Reform isn’t a political party. It’s a corporate lobbying firm.

The business model is simple. Wealthy elites pay Farage to push policies that could make them millions.

4 infuriating examples:

[🍊 @KPmufc]

Last year at Anfield...

Intentionally smashes into Evans (Could be red itself, defo a yellow), smashes the ball away (Yellow) and sarcastically claps the official (Yellow)...

Given 1 Yellow card. Same game Dalot sent off for 2 pathetic yellows.

[Ryan Groves @ryanxgroves]

In an age where the most blatantly obvious offsides are allowed to run, the linesman flags Garnacho, who’s THREE YARDS BEHIND Bradley, as him and Dalot have a chance to go 2v1 with Bradley in the 93rd minute of the game. Corruption @FA_PGMOL

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

This is a disgusting challenge from Darwin Núñez. Clearly leads with his forearm & doesn't have eyes for the ball at all. How was it not reviewed afterwards?

[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

"Totally different from Onana V Wolves. Don't see what Sanchez did wrong here, a keeper has to clatter like a steam train into strikers and take players out to reach the ball, it's part of the game..."

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Get so over excited watching Bellingham. Then remember we still have to have the chapter where he gets a controversial red card and we crash out of a major tournament. #Eng

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

Manchester City are Premier League champions for the fifth time in six years. But questions remain about how the club does business. 6 mins on the reasons why. Produced by Michael Cox, Floyd Cush, Mary Fuller. https://t.co/wPvqvsOcCN

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

It’s the same if you remove him for the second goal too. Changes everything.

[jazz15c @jazz15c]

Seeing England 6-2 is normally followed by Joe Root coming to the crease to dig us out of the shit again

[Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang]

When the bartender serves someone else

[Conor Gogarty @ConorGogarty]

THREAD: Here's a handy list of Tory MPs who said Boris Johnson had to go in July and are now saying he should be PM. It's been quite the journey for some...

[Claire Wong @ClaireRWong]

Guys, I think I’ve solved it. Hear me out...

We make any day the temperature goes above 32C in the UK an automatic bank holiday

And then watch the big corporations scramble to fix climate change ASAP