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[H @harrywr]

Are they trying to rival Arsenal for the team of the biggest shithouses going?!

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Tottenham Hotspur submit bid to sign Jan Paul van Hecke from Brighton & Hove Albion. #THFC offer for 25yo centre-back below #BHAFC valuation so rejected, but talks continue in bid to strike agreement. Dutch int’l close to Roberto De Zerbi @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/kiZ9NDIURF

[The Beak of Beak Street 🏆 🏆 🏆 @CFO4TAG]

Fulham Ultras have gathered at Craven Cottage to pay tribute to Marco Silva who has announced he is leaving #ffc

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

The Digwa family ask for privacy so they can ‘come to terms with what lies ahead’. F*** off. They didn’t call an ambulance, they lied to police, they played the race card, they also raised a monster. They get to visit their son in prison, the Nowaks will never see their son again

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

“Declan! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! Go home, you're off the team, for good!"

[Central @WestHam_Central]

European*

[AndyMk_83 @AndyMk_83]

Lol

[Central @WestHam_Central]

"How many times have you watched the Gabriel miss vs PSG?"

[H @harrywr]

Dougie’s career is a casualty of PSR.

Playing the football of his life then has to move between two clubs who are in a jam.

Never the same player. What a waste.

[H @harrywr]

@xGPhilosophy So outperforming this severely limited metric = luck, does it?!

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[H @harrywr]

Bet Newcastle can’t believe their luck.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Barcelona make proposal to sign Anthony Gordon from Newcastle United. Bid for 25yo #NUFC winger €80m + bonuses; no agreement yet as talks over England int’l continue. Interest of other clubs ongoing but #FCBarcelona + #FCBayern strongest @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/MvUHXko2r0

[H @harrywr]

@BandanaSavos Exactly the same. I promise myself I’ll get proper air con for my bedroom then forget a week later.

[H @harrywr]

@northvillan @tmavfc How uninformed do you have to be to make comments like that

[H @harrywr]

@BandanaSavos That’s actually loads for them. Their tweets mainly get between 4 and 6 likes on average

[H @harrywr]

@JerryThe_Berry @_K_R_O__ Glad you didn’t forget as you’d look ridiculous right now otherwise.

[H @harrywr]

@goode_88 @BandanaSavos Christ, so you actually lost to them once?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Elite mentality from Arsenal. They take a moment to celebrate, then immediately go back to practising their corner kick routine.