Harrison Alfred

Bassist/🔴⚫⚪/Accountant

[Marvino ➓ @realmarvino]

As how na 😂

[Dad @achiever4L]

Women after peeing: “I just grab a little piece of toilet paper and wipe”

Men:

[dwaeski🍀 @dwaeski]

Me checking my bank account only to realize that I'm now the dragon warrior

[TRUST THE PROCESS @realest4lyf1]

when a hacker meets a developer

[Dry. C @realEmici1]

Me showing my future son the 1st law of motion

[Lon3rr ✞ @Lonerrr_99]

Robot wan kpai the owner 😂

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

the type of bs that be happening in art class when you go borrow a duster

[Mehti @mehtiug]

Doğduğun ev kaderindir

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

Newspaper companies please are you people still printing hard copy?

I don’t like the fact that my dad and his friends are on TikTok.

[JT Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed]

when my beautiful wife says “come to mommy” and i see my son running to her

[Jetcrabs @jetcrabs]

@kirawontmiss

[Dreezmo 𓃵 @dreezmo]

When Your son failed his Geography exam, but he knows when it's weather for two

[AMIR @ufwmiry]

😂😂

[⛷️ @Derrachase]

Relationships without money these days….

[AMIR @ufwmiry]

“Na where your wisdom stop, my own start.😂”

[SOMTO @somtodeyforyo]

"I'm not always online & I hardly chat"

After I knack you we go see who really dy hardly chat.

[cruzey @callmecruzey]

"Babe I've been calling your phone since 4pm"

Me at 4pm:

[Adewale 🤍✨ @adewaledeyforu]

Nobody stingy reach this guy 😭😭

[Big Wizard 🪄 @bigwizarrdd]

Fear you ke?😂