Harry

Im here to take the piss and drink milk and Im all outta piss (im always stocked up on milk it is good for bones)

Untz Untz Untz Untz

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

This is under a labour government.

This is privitisation of the NHS.

[Defender of the Basic @DefenderOfBasic]

hell yeah, I called it 4 months ago.

[conor shack @ConorShack]

“im neurodivergent” that’s cool man you’re still being an asshole

[Liban @LibanLDN]

It got so bad in my house we had to implement an Adriano Ban. You wasn’t allowed to have him in the squad.

[Harry @HarryyyD]

@HSWal8 The unfunniest guy to ever do stand up

[big seb @sabzsgizo]

Rookie numbers 😤😤😤

[Road & Track @RoadandTrack]

Police camera catches 'Cookie Monster' speeding in rare Audi RS2 Avant. https://t.co/XUV0DTnbll

[Paul Wallace @WallacePJW]

What do you think of the new McLaren W1?

[Birmingham City FC @BCFC]

THIS TEAM Y'KNOW. 𝗦𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 WINS IN A ROW. 🤩

[A Boogie @guant_a1]

Sacrificing the first layer of the onion to avoid unnecessary struggle>>>>>

[Kae Kurd @KaeKurd]

This is a nation of professional protesters.

[Harry @HarryyyD]

#MIXTAPEPLUTO Rolled up n ready to listen

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

A teacher once said I was lazy because I did all of my work as quickly as I could so that I could spend more time doing nothing.

30 years later and I still don’t see what the fucking problem was

[‎ً @lewcedes]

penalty points set to zero, seven races to go in the season, no contract extension, it is time for some TERROR at the Singapore GP !!!

[Harry @HarryyyD]

@fesshole Call him Lazarus

[Harry @HarryyyD]

@Mike27356894 @InternetH0F Another excellent addition to the Holy Mikble

Internetownz 2:16

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

i love people who put trash in their pockets until they find a trash can 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[Oscar 🌐 @Tweets_of_Oscar]

> Wake up: It's dark
> Commute to work: It's still dark
> Lunch break: It's 3°C, windy and raining
> Commute home: It's dark again

Anyone who enjoys this is a masochist.

[💰 OG Chuck 💰 @Always_Focused_]

PS2 in the car was the pinnacle of wealth to 9 year old me