Harshal Sharma

Manitian | CSE | 2020 | Amazon

I’m here to avoid friends on Instagram.

[Helle Lyng @HelleLyngSvends]

I have plenty of work, Gaurie. In May, I did my job & yours 😊

Have a great weekend.

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

Need an extended cut of The Odyssey where more weapons keep dropping from the ceiling for Pattinson to point out to the other suitors. “The nunchucks!! The Glock, get the Glock!”

[campbell g @rodeoman]

Odysseus leaving every island they visit

[La Morra Lisa @LaMorraLisa]

viendo la odisea en auténtico IMAX, que recorta lo que ve el mísero público general y deleita mis ojos únicamente con las exclusivas visiones superior e inferior comprensibles solo por un verdadero cinéfilo

[Suchitra Krishnamoorthi @suchitrak]

Its 1.45 am and i cant sleep bec of severe acidity. I have ulcers. And the last time my ulcers threatened to burst i had to be hospitalized & guess what @icicilombard refused to cover my hospitization cost - bec i hadnt declared my ulcers at the time of taking the policy. But i didnt have ulcers at the time of taking the policy and now they are asking for doctors certificates to confirm i didnt have ulcers at the time of taking the policy. Next they will insist on the car number that kills u in advance so ur family can make a claim. Shame on this @ICICILombard . Am so disgusted. I no longer care abt the refund - i will expose the fraud in their operations

[Ranvijay Singh @ranvijaylive]

ऑस्‍ट्रेल‍िया में जो नाच गाना हुआ. लोगों को चार्टर्ड प्‍लेन से लाया गया. उनके रहने और खाने की व्‍यवस्‍था की गई है.

इन सब पर क‍ितना खर्च हुआ होगा 🤔

[Emir Sirdam @EmirSirdam]

Messi’s biggest problem is not investing in PR.
That is why he is getting compared to a penalty box merchant that stopped playing football in 2014 only to be spamming goals.

In over 20 years of active football, I can’t recall one 10 minutes Messi interview. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

While the whole country is debating petrol-ethanol, the bros from Madhya Pradesh have already pulled off what is arguably India's first major ethanol scam, not counting you know who.

There is a govt policy that surplus rice in govt warehouses can be sold to ethanol manufacturers at subsidised rates to prevent it from rotting.

According to a Dainik Bhaskar report, the scam began when some officials allegedly (willingly?) ignored the rules and allocated "newly procured" fortified rice (not even regular rice, but fortified rice) for ethanol production. The rice, bought at a high price (₹4,000 per quintal), was sold at a throwaway price (₹2,320 per quintal) to ethanol plants.

The ethanol plant operators allegedly knew it was fortified rice, so instead of using it to make ethanol, they sold it to rice millers at ₹2,800 per quintal, and instead bought cheap broken rice (₹2,100 per quintal) from the open market for ethanol production, making an overall profit of ₹700 per quintal.

The rice millers allegedly repacked the fortified rice in new gunny bags and supplied it back to the govt as freshly milled rice. The govt paid them milling charges, while the govt supplied paddy they were actually supposed to mill was allegedly sold in the open market for another round of profit.

So the same bag of rice allegedly kept changing hands: govt warehouse to ethanol plant to rice mill to back to govt warehouse. Everyone in the chain allegedly made money.

The MP govt formed an SIT. So far, four people have been arrested and 12 trucks seized. Investigators suspect that up to 50 lakh quintals of govt rice, worth around ₹1,160 crore, may have been diverted through this alleged racket.

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

If you think the World Cup is really rigged in favour of Argentina and Messi, go ahead and bet your entire net worth on them winning the final. Stop chatting shit online and put your money where your mouth is.

[Joy @Joydas]

Sridhar Vembu announced that he will be disabling the user name based account feature in Arattai. According to latest Survey, 70% of Arattai users supported this move. Rest 3 were not sure

[james hawkins @james406]

parents: "move out"

girlfriend: “quit being such a loser”

boss: "work harder"

claude: "uber for dogs (the dogs are the drivers) is a great idea, you should absolutely pursue it"

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

J'ai été obligée de m’allumer une clope chez IKEA pour qu'ils me foutent dehors...
Je n’arrivais pas à trouver la sortie.

[Swati Chaturvedi @bainjal]

Well done Nepali youth. These Gujjus are an embarrassment to India

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

Starting tomorrow, Supreme court of India is on a six-week summer vacation and will be operating at just 19% of its capacity. There are 53 million cases pending in Indian courts - 93,143 of them are pending in the Supreme Court.

A judge can go on a vacation, a judiciary cannot.

[Jawhar Sircar @jawharsircar]

Dharmendra Pradhan's son
is studying in America, so did Nirmala's and Jyotiraditya.

Piyush Goyal's son is studying in Singapore, Anurag Thakur's son is studying in Canada.

S. Jaishankar's son is studying in the UK & even Smriti Irani (who hardly studied) sent son to study there.

Nishikant Dubey's son studied in Scotland

So why would these people bother about NEET paper leak
or CBSE scam or communal distortion of history by NCERT?

Or care about your children getting pushed around in trains and buses or even committing suicide?

Government of Hypocrites from Top to Bottom!!

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

राज्य सभा में आने के लिए लोग क्या क्या नहीं करते और कहते हैं?

[Arun Arora @Arun2981]

Gen Z ko google kar ke dekhna chahiye inki wife ka kis paper leak mein naam aaya tha

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

While China unveils gaming GPUs, Indians have launched a service where you can rent a guy to carry your shopping bags.

Different countries. Different priorities.