Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.
Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.
India’s IT ministry banned Telegram for one week because some users shared leaked exam questions.
This punishes 150M+ ordinary Telegram users in India — not the insiders who leaked the exam materials.
And the ban hasn't stopped anything. The leaks just moved to other apps.
An oil tanker heading towards Iran was struck by a US missile.
24 Indian workers were rescued.
Had it not been for Al Jazeera, we would never have known about it.
As a certified American simp and licensed sucker of gora toes, may I just point out that it isn’t a good look to tweet this on the very day the US military killed Indian sailors?
"I have a boyfriend" doesn't stop them.
"I’m married" doesn't stop them.
However, “I love luxury and expensive things"
that one clears the room every time.
Indian twitter TL be like
Govt failure
Rape
Dowry death
Govt failure
Kids dying by suicide
Child rape
System failure
Multiple deaths in a freak accident that could have been prevented
Rape
Rape/murder
Incel humor
Gujjus playing garba on foreign vacations
Falling rupee
Heatwave
She was tortured with bottles and sticks in her private parts for 10 months. her hair was pulled out from her head, leaving her scalp bare.
When women say they don't want to get married, they fear such husband and in-laws. But you all keep crying gold digger, body count, alimony.
addicted to posting bullshit on my ig close friends story. it’s like my version of slam poetry or something. instead of finger snapping i have loyal story likers