George Hartley

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My wife asked me why I was distant and anxious, I told her there was a work issue with a colleague. In reality I was struggling to sign a quality right back on Championship Manager.

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@ncfctom I suspect he's not responding as he's not accustomed to the method of proposition. Can I suggest you cross a white glove across his cheek while calling into question his virtue?

[BBC Radio 6 Music @BBC6Music]

@laurenlaverne @glastonbury @TheMacshac @HedgerowCordial @GlastoPostcards For anyone who fancies making some Mac Shac Mac & Cheese (or Cheez) we have a special #GlastoAtHome recipe coming later. 🥘

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@ManheimUK the alarm at your hq in Leeds is going off. Its been going all night and through to this morning. Any chance of sorting it? Thanks, your neighbour

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@foofighters @OfficialRandL Stacked Actors, Doll, Aurora, This is a call

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@RobJMacfarlane go watch Killing Eve instead. #unbelievablejeff

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@RossHodgson12 @HEYDUGGEE Love that panda #spoileralert

[ThatFootballWebsite @thatfootysite]

Evening football fans - here's my latest blog: http://t.co/u6jBZU0OrG On the menu this week: #Lionesses #MUFC #Etoo & Des Lynam in speedos!

[ThatFootballWebsite @thatfootysite]

Our new blog on the #womensworldcup #wwc #canada2015 http://t.co/AWU6GHYppg @OffsideRulePod @HayleyMcQueen @kaitborsay @lynseyhooper

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@robjmacfarlane @Wroot66 @LanaTippins that joke is so Bad its Dangerous

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

Taxis booked, en route to meat and beer heaven soon #wazzup @Wroot66 @burneybolt @Sphorrrocks @robjmacfarlane @BillyBoyNic @RossHodgson12

[Michael Bell @Reaps72]

#morainvsembrace @embrace & @morainmusic now there's an epic tour!

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@ciderbrandy @poisonarrow @ncfctom @tommybamber http://t.co/EDf1xFKM5j

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@ciderbrandy @ncfctom @poisonarrow @tommybamber http://t.co/caB9XFXlDm via @imgflip

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@ciderbrandy @tommybamber @poisonarrow @ncfctom I saw an apple today - it got me so excited about #ciderbrandy I had to do some algebra.

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@ncfctom @ciderbrandy @poisonarrow @tommybamber I can imagine them squeezing my apples lovingly right now

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@BrazierChris @middistweet happy week birthday little man!

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@poisonarrow @Lukeribs @themoany @DannyDeVito #iveheardtheyreaudiotioningforbtadverts

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@poisonarrow @Lukeribs @themoany yep, other people are just fucked up

[George Hartley @hartleygee]

@poisonarrow @Lukeribs @themoany @DannyDeVito #lovedyouinbuster