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Skills pay the bills, baby!

[ESPN @espn]

Bears coach John Fox understood McCarthy's strong words. Yeah, last year's film was that bad: http://t.co/wi919J03A2

[Cracked.com @cracked]

"Doctor, doctor ..." & More Jokes You Didn't Know Movies & TV Stole From History - http://t.co/k92bgQNd1d

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

VIDEO: Police officer charged with murder in South Carolina shooting of #WalterScott http://t.co/SLikFxiDAu

[N0taaronrodgers @N0tAARONRODGERS]

Every place is a hard place for Jay Cutler to play.

[hartmann @hartmannnic]

Now I know why I spend Thanksgiving mornings sleeping/passed out on the floor, my bed is full of food and piss! Happy Thanksgiving!

[hartmann @hartmannnic]

What ever happened to bud light's Real Men of Genius ads? Those were hilarious...

[hartmann @hartmannnic]

Chicago, a city of over 2 million people and Soldier Field looks half empty... Pathetic! #GoPackGo

[hartmann @hartmannnic]

I just sat on my toilet with the seat up, yeah...

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

I'm so famous the Weather Channel interrupts it's national coverage every 10 minutes just to give me my local forecast.. Bitch.

[hartmann @hartmannnic]

Deep vein thrombosis sounds like a sex move.

[hartmann @hartmannnic]

I'll read articles on the shitter till my legs fall asleep, because I can!

[Vanya Koepke @VanyaKoepke]

Truth. @packers @N0tAaronRodgers #GoPackGo

[Tom Tebow @IamEvilTebow]

I can't wait to see Brittney Grinner on Shark Week

[hartmann @hartmannnic]

Jokingly told this married chick from work to set up a tinder account and now she's all about it! What have I done, whoops lol

[hartmann @hartmannnic]

@tinderfessions

[hartmann @hartmannnic]

no respect for men in white sunglasses

[pimp Tiger Woods @tigerpimpwoods]

Shotgunning beers and hitting punch-cuts off the back patio with Daly and Jimenez. Tee time in a few hours but fuck it I'm Tiger Woods

[hartmann @hartmannnic]

Wisconsin's Sam Dekker Rising to New Heights at LeBron James Skills Academy http://t.co/qaBFwz0PF6 via @bleacherreport

[hartmann @hartmannnic]

Garza with the shutout #brewers