Tim Hartman

Head of Solution Architecture - Infoblox - ANZ

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@StuffWorthSee You just broke 1000 woodworking taboos. Good heavens.

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@elonmusk I’d say ‘poor guy’, but you’re not.

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Click on the tiles that contain a traffic light.

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One of the news readers on CNN reporting on the protests sounds just like Ron Burgundy.

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@SkyNewsAust Just make it spin faster

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Size 12, preferably Nike or Doc Marten. Question. So what would a global governing body look like? Not expanding on this. Just answer in one coherent sentence.

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Great game #nblblitz go Melbourne United. Great to see Triplett get court time.

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@apple got two for capacity, only want one for convenience. It’s bulky already, why not give me a full charge in one?

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Whoever invented left and right socks should be bludgeoned in their sleep.

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@shawski5000 @LukeMillion Sheesh classics in that setup

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Check out my latest article: On fraud and lookalike domains. https://t.co/PmFhxqipMn via @LinkedIn

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Love how ChatGPT gives you clean step by step instruction on how to remove stuff from Linux, down to the config files. Neat!

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@ProfBrianCox Keep thinking through this, Brian. Energy, big bang, hydrogen, complex elements, gravity, galaxy, planets, rna, dna, consciousness… I sort of get that part. A bit more to unpack here for us please. I’m just a computer nerd who reads a lot. What’s the next chapter?

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@simoneady I also had the Jaz drive from iOmega. Which was obsolete within 6 months when CDROMs took over

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Well there’s that answered

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@twix @richardosman I’ve said for a long time that Twix should be packaged similarly to Tim Tams. A biscuit. One large single or dual row of delicious caramel and chocolate covered wafers that go well with coffee and cereal. A truly universal treat. I wouldn’t split hairs over nomenclature though.

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Who said IT skillz weren’t transferable? Bring on the serious backyard basketball players.

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@phil_dimitriu Ha, you wait, Philly

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Backyard basketball just got serious