Shelly Hart

author of Pimp that Hair, mom, and registered nurse

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy New Year! I’m celebrating early in case I fall asleep. And by “in case,” I mean I already put on my pajamas and took an Ambien.

[Shelly Hart @hartshelly]

@TheEllenShow love ya. Need a lazy nurse? Haha

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My 21 year old and myself were salivating getting our haircut. My heck we love it when u close in and whisper, lol https://t.co/NoHQbmgXNV

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https://t.co/LNNVSoaBus

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He never said he is Jesus. Plus a lot of Mexicans use the name. It's just a man, not a world takeover. http://t.co/owg28FzX9Z

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Rude as hell. Totally ruined it and stole her moment of joy. The people vote. His is just one man's opinion. http://t.co/YDNaEQYlnw

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And sometimes it got a "little out of control" and grabbed our hair. Lol http://t.co/qEMHVbKY82

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@boneznet no, I never got a FB request. I obviously need to tweet more. Send again? You are missing your nephew pics.

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My baby and his baby

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😚 http://t.co/meVfHi4ax3

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@hartshelly @xgenuineBritx hey ho -bag. For the love of God and all that is holy--work pain meds! #painmeds

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@hartshelly For the love of God and all that is holy--work pain meds! #painmeds

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Hey gals! Welcome to Keekland. http://t.co/CE8Yl2Rhl8

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Love the grand finale ,lol http://t.co/gi7H2DCdaS

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Her vag is NOT showing. It is a shadow. Plus it would be a labia, not the Vag"! http://t.co/uh20mrca2u

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OMG. POOR LORD .. No two days are ever the same for you- poor bastard. http://t.co/fLtVKEuXYn

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@WhisperMister1 the more you get, the more you receive. Sometimes the lighting is directly behind you and it is like you step out of heaven.

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Yum, yum. https://t.co/xqyNYzitnH

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@WhisperMister1 yes, you are getting low on milk and crisps.

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