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[J C @haruka3_2000]

Gimme my WOW! Please unlock my super exclusive tech surprise, @VSPINK! #WOWME #PINKNATIONAPP http://t.co/eOkoIdL2

[J C @haruka3_2000]

Gimme my WOW! Please unlock my super exclusive bling surprise, @VSPINK ! #WOWME #PINKNATIONAPP http://t.co/eOkoIdL2

[J C @haruka3_2000]

You can win free tickets to the Las Cruces Tour De Beer!

http://t.co/JLi87A27

[J C @haruka3_2000]

I do believe this is my 1st "tweet" since I got chachi-blocked. And unfortunately, I seem to be stuck with my decade old username.

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@66Betty Hell, even I'd like to see Levi's whole package. I love that dude. He better be careful though, the Palins may go Jersey on him

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@MidloDem that's awesome. My blackbelt brother is a law student there now.

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@MidloDem the Trader Joes frozen pizzas are better, but Mystic frozen pizza is pretty good. We get it at Costco.

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@tjay1785 also do not use those tea tree oil chewing sticks before rubbing your eyes or touching yourself. Not that I speak from experience

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@66Betty it's still burned into my brain. If I weren't a dyke, I'd be one after that picture.

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@MidloDem dude haven't you ever seen Taverner's angry penis?

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@MidloDem not even my highwaisted pink zebra bike shorts my ex-boss gave me?

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@talldrinkofh20 angry penis is angry

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@talldrinkofh20 but he has to get on the plane. He can't afford his hotel room....being a manwhore is expensive you know.

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@MidloDem if I was actually doing anything on Halloween, I'd go as an illegal alien or a trophy wife. Once I went as a Catholic priest.

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@MidloDem they had an illegal alien costume? I would've totally worn that.

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@MidloDem so are wasabi peanuts...unfortunately, I think I have a nut allergy developing, so I don't eat them anymore

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@RealScottBaio I need more tweets to laugh at...tweet damnit

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@66Betty who does shots of Captain Morgan? Whiskey or death!

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@RealScottBaio the White House is disturbingly centrist, not "left"...what socially liberal thing has Obama accomplished? Name one.

[J C @haruka3_2000]

@Mrsscottbaio GLEN BECK TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!