Hasan Jaswal

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[Hasan Jaswal @hasanjaswal]

@WeAreTheOverlap @JoeSmith93 spitti bc facts as always

[Hasan Jaswal @hasanjaswal]

@terryflewers Life was tough growing up watching united body bolton wanderers in the prem league.

[Hasan Jaswal @hasanjaswal]

@MonaAlamm Serious question: Why do Pakistanis keep appearing on biased, far-right Indian TV?
It only boosts their views, and you'll never make a dent in a platform designed for warmongering. Why not just boycott them and let them scream in their own echo chamber?

[Hasan Jaswal @hasanjaswal]

@johncrossmirror Saved everyone a click: Becuse you’re an arsenal fan.

[Hasan Jaswal @hasanjaswal]

@megynkelly @grok @grok what percentage of newborns were given the name Muhammad in Britain last year.
what would be the combined percentage of all Muslim names vs non Muslim names given to new borns in Britain last year?
Based on above is it manipulation to focus on the most common Muslim name?

[Fred The Red’s Burner Phone 👹📱 @FredUndercover]

Can Gueye come back on and slap our players too

[Hasan Jaswal @hasanjaswal]

@VanJones68 Nothing wrong with the speech. Everything wrong with your perception of it.

[Hasan Jaswal @hasanjaswal]

@iaamirjamal Inna Lillahe waina illehe rajeoon

[Hasan Jaswal @hasanjaswal]

@RepBrandonGill

[Hasan Jaswal @hasanjaswal]

The real crisis isn’t goals or pressing… it’s how many people don’t get sarcasm.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Roy Keane: "Ronaldo is on 948 goals? But is he pressing though? Let's see his pressing stats, that's more important than goals apparently."

[Hasan Jaswal @hasanjaswal]

@TheAthleticFC Wow, the agenda is real. Even the Athletic cant get away from it.

[Hasan Jaswal @hasanjaswal]

Put Bayindir or Onana in his corner for no reason and watch his career implode.
#ManUtd

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Who beats him?

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

"The new Superman is too woke!"

Superman in the 1930s:

[Hasan Jaswal @hasanjaswal]

The only player worthy of the @ManUtd shirt is @HarryMaguire93

I am sorry but that is the harsh truth!

[Julius Ruechel @JuliusRuechel]

On April 28th, 🇨🇦 is conducting a nation-wide IQ test.

[Hasan Jaswal @hasanjaswal]

@UtdFaithfuls He would have liked that, especially after his history at Rangers

[Theo @Theo_mwangi]

What if Pep’s ex wife was the tactical genius?

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

For the ninth time — a competition record — Manchester United have eliminated Arsenal from the FA Cup.

Ruben Amorim, Amorim, Ruben Amorim… 🎶

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

United get booked for every foul. Arsenal dont even get the foul called against em.

It’s an absolute disgrace.

The ref has decided this game more than any player or manager involved it fuckin stinks.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Arsenal’s Man of the Match