Chris Haseman

Father of Two, Engineering Director @ Facebook, Recent London Transplant

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@Algoriddim hey, why no update Djay Pro 2 to fix SoundCloud streaming?!? Djay Pro seems to be fixed…

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@smukleberry ….skeptical, maybe fix your phone addiction instead?

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@bijan I’m horrible at the game too... I’ve no idea how I’d deal with playing it in a famil setting :-)

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@irace It’s nothing a few episodes of the great British bake-off can’t deep clean...

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This is the first week I’ve watched network TV since the Super Bowl

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The NYTs push notification barrage was worth at least 18% of my attention SLA until I shut them off

[Paul Graham @paulg]

I feel like someone killed a background process that had been consuming 5% of my CPU for the last 4 years.

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Brooklyn is still making a lot of noise...

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Walked right in to vote, procrastination pays off for once!

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@MykeCole ...done

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A few thoughts on Tech Debt... https://t.co/CGemRKeV3b

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the October surprise was... COVID? Huh!

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@tyler Again?!?

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Kiss was the insane clown posse of its time... change my mind

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Leaf blowers are the vuvuzelas of the suburbs...

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@djcruze So awesome to have you back!

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@djcruze Hah! Give me a twitch URL and I’ll be there with bells on ;-). I haven’t set up the tech12s, but I have a simple control deck I can mix on

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@irace Redshirts by John Scalzi is a fun book

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In 20 cities we are offering to help anyone who needs Essentials delivered safely:
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Please share if you know anyone who's in need!

[Alfred @HelloAlfred]

“I’d like for us to be one of the generation-defining companies. I don’t think there’s been one since Uber or Airbnb. And there’s never been one run by women.”- @MsSapone in @Inc #femalefounders https://t.co/fMuIRxSrNe