Crazy old white women stabs random people in Covent Garden with a pair of scissors.
Farage has cancelled his emergency broadcast.
Reform PR operatives across UK told to 'stand down'.
False alarm.
Netanyahu: I need $12 billion
Trump: Approved
Elon Musk: SpaceX needs $4.16 billion
Trump: Approved
Jeff Bezos: Amazon needs $17.5 billion
Trump: Approved
Top 1%: We need a $1 trillion tax cut
Trump: Approved
Average Joe: My wife has cancer. Can we get Medicaid?
Trump: Denied