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So far today Elsie has been jammed behind the sofa , got her head stuck in a plastic coat hanger, ripped a hole in her new dress and argued with me it’s Tuesday and not Friday 🤷🏼♀️ I’m away fo Tesco. Happy Friday #2yearoldproblems
My 2 y/o refused change his shirt this weekend. So I gave him a cup of water, watched it spill down his shirt and went uh oh time to change your shirt. AND IT WORKED. #momlife #momwin #2yearoldproblems
in a flash of inspiration the battle has been won. plasters on the fingers instead of the face #2yearoldproblems #Parenting
Trying to go to the bathroom, and I just hear him out there... Touching everything he's not supposed to. #ravingsofamom #hestooquiet #2yearoldproblems
Things my daughter has said this week.
"Damn its fucking hot"
"NO FUCK YOU"
"fuck everybody yo"
I feel you sis but don't curse 😂 #2yearoldproblems
Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. 😂#lifelessons #2yearoldproblems #stillmylittlebaby
Spent the evening scrubbing make up of my 2 year olds face, I feel these issues have came 10 years early... #pray4nic #2yearoldproblems #ihave99problemsandsheis1
I've lost count of how many times we have watched Frozen in the last week 😒 #Disney #Princess #2YearOldProblems #WeKnowAllTheWords 🤣
When I asked #ellakatestagram what she had behind her back she looked me dead in the eye and said “you dont need to know” #2yearoldproblems #shessneaky
9:30pm and Seb wakes up. He’s upset, dazed and claims that he doesn’t like the toy car he took to bed. Wants another one. #2YearOldProblems #CuteKid
My daughter is quite upset that I can't properly depict @Disney 's "Beast" character. #2yearoldproblems
For the record, my son Teddy is TRAUMATIZED over tonight’s “Teddy Toss”, @SyracuseCrunch .
No, he isn’t afraid someone is going to toss him...
...he just can’t seem to come to terms with the idea of throwing a Teddy Bear on the ice and never seeing it again.
#2YearOldProblems
O.M.G don't ever walk by a park with your toddler & not take him to the park. #meltdowncity #2yearoldproblems 😬😬
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