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I thought shaving my head would avoid grey hair visibility.
But these guys in my beard are getting ridiculous. #40yearoldproblems

Damn. I miss the days when I could trim my toe nails without needing reading glasses.. 👀🥹🤓 #40yearoldproblems
My left hand looks older than my right hand! What's a girl to do?
#40yearoldproblems
I am so accepting of my frizz I didn’t even bat an eyelid when it rained a bit this morning on my way to find breakfast! 😱🤣
#embracethefrizz #nohairdryer #humidityhair #40yearoldproblems #frizzyhair #girltravel… https://t.co/09W2HCvsCt
Now that my mom understands, and can use Facebook, and I can't figure out Snapchat well enough to enjoy it... I feel it's time to 💯 devote my random thoughts to Twitter. #40yearoldproblems
Enjoyed running the Run for the cure 5km with my son but had the realization that he is now faster than me. What happened?!! #40yearoldproblems
Needing a wee and being on a water bus really isn’t the one!!!! #venice #40ishere #40yearoldproblems #gonnawetmyself
Lo malo de tener 40 es que todos los DJs piensan que te gustan las canciones de Luis Miguel... #40YearOldProblems
@ajrod @alannarizzo It’s sister dish “Vaca Frita” is better IMO. It’s same type of meat. Just fried with onions and a garlic twist. The red sauce for Ropa Vieja is delicious, but gives me heartburn. #40YearOldProblems
Okay.. I either need to find a way to get back in shape, or completely let myself go. I’m pretty tired of every shirt I own looking like my little brothers shmeedium on me, or my uncle franks workshirt. #40yearoldproblems
Dude.. I won my big money league last year and i don't even remember.. Im getting old #FantasyFootball #40yearOldProblems
Anyone else ever pull a muscle doing absolutely nothing? #40yearoldproblems
Not gonna lie, I'm on day 2 of the 7-min workout and am sore as if training for Ironman #7minhell #40yearoldproblems
Seem to spend more time trimming the hair growing out of my nose & ears than off my swede these days✂️😳! #40YearOldProblems
Does anybody have the number of a good Ear & Nose Specialist? I need a haircut. #40YearOldProblems
When your 10 year old knows how to work the new Sky Q TV system better than you do #40yearoldproblems
My young staff used pic of mid 90s computer as '86 model, now they mistook '91 mobile as '86
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#throwback @LisaHansel @MrsBerney also idk what happened to my earlier tweet about this. #40yearoldproblems https://t.co/xHUqOWORNS
From blind salamanders to glowing squid, these incredible creatures live completely in the dark. https://t.co/aMh1B6yQA4
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