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All this gravel riding hype is bollox and overrated !! I did it a few years back until I Hit a dog and I went hospital get my knee stitched up (dog went the vet it was fine by he way) 😂 #4thcatproblems
Seen tomorrow’s forecast so I’m protesting I won’t get to bed till 11pm after the Vuelta highlights and to ride tomorrow after numerous 🥃🥃🥃🥃 is just ridiculous I’m not a dancing bear I’m a #4thcat #SafetyFirst #4thcatproblems
I know how Roglic feels, I once lost the yellow jersey in the Tour of Omagh on the penultimate stage #4thCatProblems #LeTourdeFrance2020
Next New Year’s Eve I’m setting my Strava yearly Mileage goal to just 1 single mile!!!! So New Year’s Day I’ll do a 1 mile turbo and strava pings #4thcatproblems has completed his yearly milage !!! So long bitches “over achiever” 😉 #howdyoulikemenow #4thcatcoach #directdebit
@4thcatproblems @4iiiicom It’s not the 4iiii.....it’s you!
Legs are turning but ZERO #power = legs of jelly
#4thcatproblems #timetoretire
My summer summed up: Eat shit and drink booze, instantly become 10 men and then look at training programs and tomorrows weather.
1st day of the “NEW START”, see that rain is forecast ☔️ eats more biscuits and pours another drink 🥃🥃🥃 #pro #4thcatproblems
Well it’s been another 12 months of my incoherent #4thcatproblems ramblings !!!! Stick with me next 12 months but warning ⚠️🆘 just expect the same shite - Happy new year 🥳 have one 🥃 for me.
So Sunday morning and it’s pissing down my options are
1. ride in the rain
2. Turbo
3. Stay in bed late, eat a full brekky, deny ever owning a bike, and stalk strava
You can figure out where I am #pro
#4thcatproblems
#jackdaniels congrats to coached rider #4thcatproblems for a DNF on a club 10 tonight all that had work 🥃is paying off whilst other coached riders give 100% you just stick to your 40% proof !!!!!! Great work 🥃
It’s been a secret but Marcel Kittel was my 1st #4thcatproblems coached rider and I’m so proud of what we’ve achieved so far !!!
I’m offering a new coaching service it comes with a weekly excuse to text your mates as to why you stayed in bed Sunday morning(excuses rotated to avoid using the same excuse twice)comes with my 4th cat all inclusive diet plan so let’s achieve your goals together. #4thcatcoaching
Competition time !!! If you’re in Majorca you can win a piss up with #4thcatproblems YOU’RE PAYING 💋��
Next years gonna be my year so that obviously means I’ll do fuck all now until jan the 1st - no point in peaking early is there 🍺 🧁 🎂🎄 🎅 stick to the plan #4thcatproblems
Can't beat that first ride out after you've had the knock the ride before. Heading out with 3kg of food in your back pocket #ukcyclechat #cycling #4thcatproblems
A biscuit pack says 2% energy per biscuit !!! So if I eat 50 of them surely I will be running at 100% energy ?? Good enough excuse for me #4thcatproblems dietary advice #yourewelcome
Ok with it being silly season it’s time for me to confess my exciting transfer news that I’ve been keeping silent until now !!! As of last week I have switched from Jack Daniels to Jim Beam as it’s £5 cheaper in the co-op #4thcatproblems 🥃🚲
Almost 2 weeks on from me stacking it at 40mph and my scabs have gone from tight to itchy, fuckedy fuck I hate an itchy scab #4thcatproblems
Vote #4thcatproblems for Spoty 2017 I'd of won fuck all but I'll qualify on the grounds I have a personality "oh hang on a min 🎾 😴🤔"
Get depressed about weight so only thing that'll cheer me up is dunking choccy biscuits into my brew double edged sword 😢😡#4thcatproblems
Whopper & proud - best day of the year for a TT & I fuck it right up over geared 56/11 thinking I'm a star & in reality I am #4thcatproblems
#4thcatproblems - @BritishCycling - what is going on here, I knock haven't had the best road season but JESUS!

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