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That thing where you go to pick up prescriptions/return a few things & end up purchasing spoiled diva new fall/winter wardrobe because she won’t stop hitting ‘walk’ button lately. Do these colors scream “reactive to other dogs” loudly enough? #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #ACDLife
Just a *little bit* intense after so much indoor time with the rain. We had a peanut butter lick mat for enrichment and 2 walks yesterday despite the deluge and this little monkey is still giving me classic teenager “I’m bored” vibes. #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #ACDLife
FYI…Australian Cattle Dogs are experts at hiding. Definitely *zero* dogs to see here so please go about your business. #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #ACDLife
Alligator? Shark? JK, it’s just #WeAreAllZoey low-key stalking me for bonus walkies or garden access or treats—the answer is D) all of the above. She thinks I can’t see her! 🙃 #GardenDogs #ACDLife #NoChill #TerribleSpies
With much strength and perseverance, this brave little monkey has finally learned how to maximize the snuggle potential of her new bed. A miracle achievement for a bossy, independent, change averse #ACDLife queen! #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs
Please keep #WeAreAllZoey in your thoughts at this very difficult time where she is being forced to break in a brand new dog bed. We are very cruel. 🤣🙄 #GardenDogs #DramaQueen #ACDLife
Please keep #WeAreAllZoey in your thoughts at this very difficult time where she is being forced to break in a brand new dog bed. We are very cruel. 🤣🙄 #GardenDogs #DramaQueen #ACDLife
Four pristine freshly cleaned beds to choose from on two levels but lounging like Cleopatra on her barge on the one bed that cannot be washed because the cover is not removable. Absolutely zero shame! #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #ACDLife
Uptick in rodents trafficking through yard so #WeAreAllZoey mashing “outside” button every 5 min since 6AM (even after confirming she does NOT actually have to potty) because her prey drive is astronomical. So here are calming Garfield Conservatory grasses.🙄#GardenDogs #ACDLife
Mr. CMG had to go into the office for work today (a rare occasion). #WeAreAllZoey is *NOT* taking it well. 🤣🤦♀️ #GardenDogs #ACDLife #DramaQueen
In celebration of #NationalDogDay, here is a picture from just now of #WeAreAllZoey who thought she was being slick begging for pizza crumbs from behind the hassock but lost focus, fell asleep, & started snoring like an old man. #GardenDogs #ACDLife
Someone was not invited on river walk because 1) she already has 2 other walkies on the books today; 2) she cannot be trusted around bees or birds or squirrels or cats or bunnies, etc, etc. As such, brimming with ennui & longing for outside. #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #ACDLife
Creepy heavy breathing coming from bedside in dark AM light? Fear not, it’s just your herding dog who zooms panting from bird chasing outside back upstairs to vibrate at you until you get up despite having all her morning needs met by Mr. CMG. #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #ACDLife
I definitely had to stuff dog treats in this paci-Kong to get her to play with it but it is still pretty cute. #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #ACDLife
Routinely needs to be told to stop trying to eat rats, squirrels, birds, & bees. Barks rudely if you are late with the kibble. Currently hiding under the bed & refusing to eat her lunch… because there is a *single* fly buzzing around the house. #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #ACDLife
You’d think I’d get tired of taking pictures of this cute little nugget curled up snoozing in her pouf, but somehow I never do. We’re waiting out the heat wave in style. Stay hydrated if you go outside! #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #ACDLife #WeatherRollercoaster
Thank goodness, my gorgeous little buddy is finally starting to feel like herself again after all the fireworks fear. #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #ACDLife #AdoptDontShop #DogsOfTwitter
Just a totally normal way to nap—gotta be prepared in case any passersby need to a belly to rub. #SaturdayVibes #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #ACDLife
Velcro dog sees gardening overalls come out—has absolutely no chill. Wolverine-ing my knee just so I know I am being watched. Not creepy at all. 🙄 #WeAreAllZoey #GardenDogs #ACDLife
#GardenAssistant reporting for duty. Finally cool enough for girls with fur coats! 5/10, does not actually help with labor but at least tightropes past plant-crowded paths without smashing them. #WeAreAllZoey #ACDLife #GardenDogs
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