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Sweet fucking Lucifer. Jake Tapper hit Jim Jordan so hard his goddamn voice changed, emitting a higher pitch than Mike Pence after he put leeches on his cock in an effort to suck the sin away. Can't deflect when someone reminds ya that you stand accused of huffing teen ball sweat

Okay, this is 6 hours later, but it's new to *me*, and I nearly threw up from laughing at the technological savvy involved here.