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When you’ve JUST got your house looking all fabuloso and you invite your eldest over for the weekend and they accidentally leave the tap on in the bathroom and now THERE’S WATER POURING THROUGH THE CEILING INTO YOUR BEAUTIFUL NEW KITCHEN AND UTILITY ROOM 😱😱😱😱🫣😥😥
#AmDed
Update: I have to finish actually rewriting the red (7.5%), blue is ready for my editor’s pre-last pass, dark green is ready for me to read to turn it into light green, light green is ready for the FINAL_final_fINeL read before proofreading. #amded

Oh yay. Finally sorted out the final chapter of this sweet historical novella. It’s tough when you can’t just throw them into the bedroom 😂🤣😂🤣. Final read through tomorrow then off to the editor. #amded
Well this gaint muhfugga is buffed and polished, still needs waxed, and a bunch of other stuff but shes shiney again!! Did I mention shes HUGE?!! #AMDED #10HOURSLATER
#titanxd

Back from Dragonmeet, spent most of my day hosting/GMing in the Indie Games on the Hour room. Whilst cosplaying as Crowley. Absolutely shattered now. Time to go slump ungracefully into bed! #AmDed
Sooo...see you all at the post-Dragonmeet Indie RPG meetup at the Latymer tomorrow?
WE DID IT! We reached our 500 follower goal on twitch tonight! Shouts out to @sara_gallitz, Airtrooper719, @LizabelleAC, and Migagomni for the p h a t raids!!! We are days away from new beat tape!! #goals #twitch #streaming #music #love #twitchmusic #amded
Joanna- “if I worked there I’d fake my death, print up an obituary & send it to them. Try suing me now” #amded
I'm sitting on dis toilet at the gym and someone opens the door, oof #amded
“Since we were talking about skin color. You’re all the colors of a sunset. And I’m gonna paint the fuck out of you.”
#amreading #amded 😱💀👻
it’ll be a miracle if i get some sleep one of these days.
NEVER take sleep for granted 😩
#AmDed
OMG. THANK YOU. I might be speechless. I'm also wearing holey clothes and coloring my hair, so this goddess thing is impeccably timed. #amded #husbandsaysyoucanleavemespeechlessanytime #daymade #histoo https://t.co/Q7xteHkBZo
I've been editing this novel for so long that it doesn't feel like I'll ever finish. I'll just die fretting over word usage and minute plot details. #amwriting #amediting #amded
JESUS, THE CAPYBARAS AT THE ZOO ARE NAMED SHREK AND FIONA. #amded
Cause of death : front section mosh pit during psycho by muse #amded
Too late—cannot help self—black paws materialise—am dragged away toward the cellar #AmDed #failrevelation #TweetsofAlonzoTyper
omg, Andy Serkis as Gollum reading tweets. #amded most hilarious thing I've heard in ages. "what's covfefe, Precious?"
I've been laying down for an hour and I do not want to get up at all #amded
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