Top Tweets for #APblasts
“How are we supposed to know that you underline book titles?! We haven’t done grammar since the fifth grade!”
“Well, it’s like riding a bike, you learn once and then you just keep doing it.”
“Bold of you to assume we know how to RIDE A BIKE”
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Student 1: Ms. Peña have you watched that Jeffrey Dahmer show?
Student 2: Ms. Peña do not watch that it is not of God
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“Is there a difference between AP Lit. class and therapy? No, no there is not.”
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“This part of the story is so dumb it must mean something otherwise it’s just dumb” #APblasts
A student: “Ms. Peña, will we be penalized on the AP exam if we don’t make a claim in our essay?”
“Yes, you will.”
Another student: “No we won’t! We’ll be peñalized!!”
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“Ms. Peña, people I have a relationship with call me by this nickname.”
“Can I call you that?”
“Ms. Peña it is the third day of class.”
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“You’re giving off some real zucchini vibes right now, Ms. Peña.”
Coming in HOT
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“Happy Teacher Appreciation Ms. Peña, I brought you this tea-it’s cucumber watermelon, that’s one of their more bland flavors so I thought you would like it.” #APblasts
“You didn’t know Ms. Peña taught freshmen, too? That’s like her whole personality.”
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“Ms. Peña, how do you use text evidence?”
It is April 29th.
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“Ms. Peña, can we write about Bridgerton on the AP exam?”
No.
“50 Shades of Grey?”
No.
“The Magic Treehouse?”
No.
“What in the world will I write about…”
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“Ms. Peña, you have no decorum! If you were living in Jane Austen’s time, you would not be married!”
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“Addison’s disease is caused by an iron deficiency. Ms. Peña, don’t say anything, let me spread my misinformation in peace.”
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*in the middle of a class discussion about relationships in Pride and Prejudice*
“Every day we stray further from God.”
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“Bestie, I love you, but this is dumb.”
You know what?
It was dumb.
Sometimes the kids are right.
But they did it anyway, we laughed, we turned it in, we won’t do it again, and we all learned something today.
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“I actually liked this poem. It’s nice to be reading a poem by someone who’s not dead.”
It was Mary Oliver.
She is dead.
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“Ms. Peña, do you ever think about the idea that IF someone in our class was going to murder you, who would it be?”
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“Ms. Peña, this is the hardest thing I ever done in school, I cannot, this is too hard.”
It was an origami animal.
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“Ohhhh Ms. Peña I have FOUND YOU A MAN!!”
Me: “Ok but is he married? Is he married with kids? Is in he rehab?”
“Ms. Peña you are so picky!!”
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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a GOOD NIGHT
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