#ASSTROS - Twitter Hashtag

4 days ago

Our starting rotation is trash except for Lambert Our offense is inconsistent as hell Our manager & general manager are genuinely retarded ...Why should we be buyers at the deadline? #Asstros #ChaseCancun

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Kalikid89 @thatkidkali89

13 days ago

A JAKE BURGER AND JOC PERDERSON HOMER LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO BITCHES FUCK THE #ASSTROS

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Kalikid89 @thatkidkali89

13 days ago

WYATT MOTHER FUCKING LANGFORD!!!!! LETS GO BITCHES!!!! FUCK THE #ASSTROS

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Kalikid89 @thatkidkali89

14 days ago

Might be weird for some of yall not seeing me on green but im off to go see the @Rangers play the #Asstros tonight

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#BACK2BACK🏆🏆 @Caliking661

3 months ago

@TEXANJASON Zero clue why? Like he’s not known throughout baseball to be a CHEATER!!! #ASStros

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#BACK2BACK🏆🏆 @Caliking661

3 months ago

@iamadrenaline_ Cute #Cheaters #ASStros

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Uncle Al 🇺🇸 @AlPoppie25

3 months ago

Big Mac!!!! 4-0 #Repbx 🖕🏻 #ASStros*!!!!!

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🐴 💫 @BigDViewer

3 months ago

@CodifyBaseball COME ON OUT ABREU #asstros

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Baseballing Abroad @L_Daniels21

4 months ago

@CodifyBaseball When you have to click “See more” to find your team… not great. Someone please let me know if they find the real Bryan Abreu, thanks #Asstros

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shaefer @shaeferrr

9 months ago

@annoyingastros since you are an #ASStros fan i will ensure you scum never have a moment of peace (on a real note - dodgers/mariners fans suck, that’s why)

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shaefer @shaeferrr

9 months ago

@annoyingastros yeah that’s right ma’amm you’re a lame ASStros fan you are scum #ASStros #ASSterisks #lameassmfs

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Love Dem BRUINS✝️ #MambaForever #ForBigD @bigg_poohbear

9 months ago

@gtcinvu @JKBOGEN Manfred was definitely part of the problem...But the #ASStros committed the crime. They get most of this pie!!

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Ken McD #Resists @cptbananas

9 months ago

@PorcherKim @MLB @loanDepot How’s it feel to root for a team that cheated its way to a World Series title? That a proud moment for you Kim? #ASStros

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Love Dem BRUINS✝️ #MambaForever #ForBigD @bigg_poohbear

11 months ago

@DodgersNation No. And you guys already know the answer. Krazy how people can hold the steroids era players to cheating all these years afterwards, but want to give all those cheating MF'ers from the #ASStros a pass.

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Lauren @boeschsince2010

11 months ago

First pitch was 20 minutes ago and there are still no outs lmao #ASStros

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Love Dem BRUINS✝️ #MambaForever #ForBigD @bigg_poohbear

12 months ago

Cheaters Deserve Each Other!! #ASStros

Adam Clanton

@adamclanton

12 months ago

He’s back, Houston. #BuiltForThis

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Paul @pkoe_7

about 1 year ago

@MLB @DairyQueen These idiots seriously intentionally walked Jose just to get salami’d by Angel Martinez 😭😭 #asstros

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Love Dem BRUINS✝️ #MambaForever #ForBigD @bigg_poohbear

about 1 year ago

Dammit @Dodgers... Do Not lose to the #ASStros. They just have the TV in the clubhouse and the buzzers in their pants again the way they're hitting Casparius right now!

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