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@taxlosstrades @JohnMagnusson @PeterBetyounan @Yianni_x @intel_jakal @mrjoeaston But seriously, I like the defence of- its our "findings", no they are "reasons" - no fucken idea, they re "opinions", lolz - please dont sue me, we didnt mean to cause damage, whilst pleading for a diminished set of damages. #fuktards #ASXfail #dimwitmonopoly
@taxlosstrades @JohnMagnusson @PeterBetyounan @Yianni_x @intel_jakal Yeah, the $ASX defence is just great-that para 73 defence, where ASX relies on #Gilligan (@mrjoeaston) stories, who in turn quotes the #ASX as the source of the articles. The judge will never see through that one! #cunningplan #brilliant #ASXfail 1/2
@taxlosstrades @PeterBetyounan @Yianni_x @intel_jakal So a takedown according to @taxlosstrades is being hit with a $462m damages claim for fucking up and not knowing whether you have "reasons", "findings" or "opinions" #asxfail #s1041H
Given the $ASX can't roll out a website, their in-house "technical" assessments on $ISX technology and platforms will be a real hoot when presented as "evidence" in Federal Court. #ASXfail
Friday 19th May - Australian Market Rap https://t.co/Vu5g97mXCj via @henryj007 #ASX #BANKSFALL $CBA $ANZ #asxfail
Behind every hardware failure stands a bean counter saying "It'll cost to much!" #asxfail https://t.co/lwoftGXN2s
Hardware failure behind ASX Trade outages: Market's chief apologises. https://t.co/bmiQQWN2BJ
Well played the good folk @SkyBusiness - spending the whole day commentating on a market that wasn't trading. #kudos #ASXfail
Investors $ is at stake here. ASX is getting the Telstra bug/outages.I didn't trade today, too unstable & untrustworthy #asxfail
The Australian Stock Exchange is down for the second time today https://t.co/Tt3R6zc0ND #ASXfail
The Australian Stock Exchange is down for the second time today, spawning the #ASXfail hashtag https://t.co/y09HVvgGwi
"Garrr, she be cactus. We be singin a sea shanty & fixin' the mast. The cabin boy'll be keel-hauled for this."
#TalkLikeAPirateDay #asxfail
The ASX Equities Market has been halted. Further information about market status will be released in due course.
Group 5 randomly opens at 12 noon with no warning! #ASXfail
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