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Could Linda slap anymore flags on herself? 🙄.. Of course She is looking forward to that debacle… She can afford to.. So many are not in that position… Those millions can be better spent elsewhere #LooseWomen #absolutepisstake
You want to win the next election?? Simple, fix this scandal and nationalise energy and I’ll vote for you 👍🏻 #absolutepisstake 🤬
BP reports second-quarter profit of $8.45bn - highest in 14 years https://t.co/tbNKACmI0h
I get prices need go up sometimes but don't you think that an extra £8.50 PER MONTH is quite a hike @virginmedia?!? Especially as its hardly the most reliable broadband... #absolutepisstake
Funny isn't it how they use an index that always seems to defy expectations and continues to rise, even in the midst of one of the biggest slumps ever🤔
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BBC News - Rail fares to rise 1.6% in January despite passenger slump https://t.co/DM6hcljvBi
Just strolled to the Doctors, I can't believe lockdown ended and no bastard told me.
People and cars everywhere, more than prior to lockdown.
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F*#$ing fuming! Would of normally watched the @LFC game via my @SkySports subscription, but no, @amazon have got exclusive rights to show the game, so I sign up for Amazon prime to watch it on @primevideosport but no, all I get it a black screen! 🤬
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Right, this is the final straw, can’t believe the EU have put parliament bang in the exact middle of Europe.
What’s wrong with Lowestoft ?
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The insanity of the journey to the EU Parliament in Strasbourg . Eight plus hours . Four trains and a huge waste of taxpayers money . We the @brexitparty_uk must deliver and get us out of the EU
I sussed the #Brexit decision, I've got it sorted. MP's have acted like they're in the playground for 3 fucking years, so let
Nigel Farage and Theresa May have a game of Paper, Scissors Rock on live TV who wins best out of 3 that's the decider. #AbsolutePissTake
The @KFC_UKI at sandyford is on top form tonight ! No corn , no gravy and a 25 minute wait for chicken ! Here's an idea ! when the chicken is running low use ya brains and put more in ! #absolutepisstake
@YesTom @MerthyrTownFC @HawksFCOfficial @officialpompey @OfficialBWFC @WestHamUtd @CPFC @OfficialBHAFC @CorkCityFC @Wrexham_AFC @eastbournetfc @TownUltras What about @OfficialClarets fans going to @rocks1883 and find out that an hour before kick off that the game is off. #absolutepisstake
That was 30 seconds of my life I’ll never eat back listening to that garbage about Carlton and Mick Malthouse Sam. Stop trying to make a story out of nothing. 🤦🏻♂️ #absolutepisstake @sam_mcclure @SENBreakfast
Without doubt the greatest centre forward of my generation. #AbsolutePisstake #GoalScorer https://t.co/pGNIAt1vcc
Ronaldo turns 41 today! 🎂
Games: 616
Goals: 414
World POTY (x3)
World Cup (x2)
Ballon D'or (x2)
One of the all-time greats 🇧🇷

How long to charge an iPhone 📱been on charge since 11am almost 3hrs later still only on 97% #AbsolutePissTake😡😡😡
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Seems others have.. "Woohoo" 😑
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What messege are the US courts making by their decision? That it's ok to rape someone #absolutepisstake #retrial #sendbrocktoprison
So Real Madrid have been kicked out of the #CopaDelRey & fined €6001 which is excessive, how can they afford that? #AbsolutePissTake
Everyone relax. Screaming kids awake and sounds like he is being kidnapped by militants. Fingers off lips everyone #Absolutepisstake
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