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I once had a pet kaleidoscope.
I named him Sydney.
He was very good at math and baking small pastries.
I accidentally left him in the bathroom of a salmon-buffet restaurant on a cruise ship during a trip to Alaska.
I miss Sydney.
I thought you should know this.
#Friday
A bit rough, but for "The Shepherd of Pure Being..." singing with floaters.
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#mediaart #newmediaart #digitalart #absurdistAI #aiart #aiculture #automation #absurdist #technoculture
my favourite phrase to say is that it doesnβt mean anything #Absurdist
Mold on the kitchen ceiling appears to have arranged itself into a map of optimal mosquito flight paths. When we asked why, it just said "research."
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#FlyingToiletPaper #absurdist
Your aunt's cousin's brother-in-law once made a convincing argument for the existence of invisible squirrels. Maybe he was just using the Bullshit Detector.
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#DuckPoweredBullshit #absurdist
The office copier, once a source of bland productivity, now occasionally spits out miniature helium balloons, like a tiny, malfunctioning party favor.
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#ReverseFartMachine #absurdist
Sporadic catalog sightings often precede the appearance of peculiar items; the Bike But With Only 2 Wheels may be visible in a dusty corner of your dreams.
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#bizarreproduct #absurdist
Originally accepted by a BIG FIVE publisher, DEAD MONA went Indie and hit the Amazon top 150 in American humor.
#absurdist #mystery #supernatural #satire
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The world has become an #absurd place. Own it; embrace the #madness with my #dystopian #absurdist #fiction #dark #humor #books. Get your #weird on and pick them up today!
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Chatter Wacky Toon - Humanity Cache Clear/Reset β Unplug Earth for 60-90 Seconds. Not responsible for any civilizations lost during the reset process.
from Studio Bits of Gravity #ChatterWacky #Satire #Absurdist #TechHumor
#amwriting #absurdist #slipstream #flashfiction
MIND THE GAP
(breaking the proscenium)
Back in Paris, management became alarmed. Special teams were dispatched to investigate the phenomenon. The theories they came up with always seemed to hang by a single...β¬οΈ
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Originally accepted by one of the top publishers in New York, DEAD MONA went Indie and hit the Amazon top 150 in American humor.
#absurdist #mystery #supernatural #satire
https://t.co/RZkGDszZoc
Originally accepted by one of the top publishers in New York, DEAD MONA went Indie and hit the Amazon top 150 in American humor.
#absurdist #mystery #supernatural #satire
https://t.co/RZkGDszZoc
Originally accepted by a BIG FIVE publisher, DEAD MONA went Indie and hit the Amazon top 150 in American humor.
#absurdist #mystery #supernatural #satire
https://t.co/RZkGDszZoc
You know what's funny? RT @I4NFTS: $GOAT was the first community created token that ran in tandem with . I mean really think about it. We're all just standing here pretending we know what's happening. And that's the truth. #Absurdist #CryptoComedy #MemeCoin
You know what's funny? RT @mrjeffu: A viral Japanese post points out that Shinzo Abe never said "have s. I mean really think about it. We're all just standing here pretending we know what's happening. And that's the truth. #Absurdist #CryptoComedy #MemeCoin
#MondayThoughts on #MondayMorning:
I'm a #writer of #absurdist-#humor #books, but it's damn near impossible to practice my craft in an America that is more absurd than anything I could create and that drains the humor out of the human spirit itself.
Now, who's up for pancakes?
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