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Flo, (10), watching an advert for a well-known holiday company:
“No thank you. I don’t want to go on holiday with those weird, creepy, perfect people!”
Fair enough!
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Flo as a motivational counsellor:
“If you can’t motivate yourself to get going, Dad, just don’t bother.”
I think she has a long and successful career ahead of her…☺️
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This just in…
Flo: I don’t know if I’m a legend yet, Mum, but I’m working on it.
🥰
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I may well have had the greatest compliment of my life, ever.
Flo: Hey Mum?
Me: Yes?
Flo: You are only 3% cringe.
Me: 😍😍😍
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Why have a fairy on top of your Christmas tree when you can have a HOMEMADE FAIRY-TYPE POKÉMON?
Flo made a gorgeously pink Clefable for the top of our tree this year. Love it!
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I may well have just received the greatest compliment of my life, courtesy of Flo:
Flo: I'm proud of you, Mum.
Me: Are you?
Flo: (nods) For being the absolute flipping weirdo you are.
Me: 😍
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Me: What would you like for lunch?
Flo: A sandwich shaped like a Switch!
Me: 😳
Things you never think you’ll do as a parent… (Can I put this on my CV?) 🤷🏻♀️
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Me: Do you think I’m silly, Flo?
Flo: Yes, you’re silly, Mum. But you’re also INDISCRIMINATELY wonderful.
Me: ☺️
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This just in…
Flo: Mum, here’s what I know about you. You’re a brave and smart woman…
Me: (chuffed) Aw, thanks, Flo.
Flo: …but sometimes you behave like a four-year-old. (hard stare)
Me: 😳
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Being accompanied today by a very rare, curly Pikachu lion. As you do! 🦁
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Today marks the 6th anniversary of what has become known as The Day Flo Met Marshall.
Flo (aged 3) ran up to him, cradled his chin in her little hands and breathlessly exclaimed, "Oh MY Marshall!"
And Marshall (who wasn't supposed to reply) whispered, "Aww!"
💕
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Flo left me a note ‘in case you forget’… 🥹 Monday made! 💕
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Definitely a bundle of treasure at the end of this rainbow!
My gloomy Friday just got a whole lot brighter… ☺️🌈☘️💕
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Happy Christmas Eve! Flo and I have just had our traditional wrapping paper cardboard tube lightsaber battle so Christmas is well and truly underway…☺️✨
Whatever you’re doing today, have a lovely one!
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Flo’s latest read and the bookmark she drew for it - she is loving #BunnyVsMonkeyAndTheSupersonicAyeAye by @jamiesmart. If you’re looking for rip-roaringly funny, totally brilliant comic-strip stories, this series is fab! ☺️✨
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Flo: Mum, someone at school said the C-word.
Me: What?
Flo: You know, Mum. The C-word.
Me: Ah…
Flo: The one with FOUR LETTERS.
Me: Argh, okay. Don’t say it…
Flo: (stern-faced) I’m going to tell you.
Me: Please don’t…
Flo: (leans closer, whispers) CRAP!
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Flo: Mum! Stitch needs a Christmas outfit! You can make one, can’t you?
Me: (fetches sewing kit) 😳🧵🪡
(Gloves model’s own. Hat and scarf The House of Wurdy bespoke)
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I didn’t get an advent calendar in time this year, so Flo decided to make me one (with structural help from @kingofgrump)
Behold the Best Advent Calendar in the World EVER… 😍 ✨❄️✨
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Also the Sperm Whale sums up that Monday feeling perfectly…
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Flo made a model of the zones of the ocean for her homework and it’s a total joy. If you need a boost this morning, here are some highlights…
(I particularly love the incredulous punctuation with the Headless Chicken Fish…😂)
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