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Redheads are descended from… #AccordingToTheStatistics
#AccordingToTheStatistics two out of three ain't bad.
#AccordingToTheStatistics I'veThought
AboutCreating, @ least 1 of us would like to ask if anyone knows which Eve today is. 😆 It's "StreamTeamEve!" 🥳
Dear @JeffDwoskinShow - Will there be a reminder, posted on YouTube, for fans
of 9:30p, each Wed., EST, "CrossingTheStreams!"?😁
#AccordingToTheStatistics 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is cheating. I wonder who it is, my wife or my girlfriend?
Dear @TheRichardKarn - You seem to be trending. I see several references to the
"Home Improvement Catch Phrase" you
say, & #AccordingToTheStatistics I've imagined, a link to your interview with
@JeffDwoskinShow may be appropriate
at this time, hopefully.
https://t.co/as5SjfCMYs
#AccordingToTheStatistics
People who believe in the "Earth is Flat" theory, also believe that Dogs can play Poker.
#AccordingToTheStatistics When I want to sleep early …
#AccordingToTheStatistics numbers can be used to lie about anything
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@RoeGhost
#RIPRoe
#Burbank had 876 property sales in 2021.
#realestate #AccordingToTheStatistics #UKvsLSU #DisneyPlus #propertysales
My brother eats way to much. I said: "#AccordingToTheStatistics eating less is not only cheaper but on average you will live ten years longer."
He answered: "But if I live ten years longer, imagine how much that will cost me!"
#AccordingToTheStatistics my students pronounce it "Sadistics".
#AccordingToTheStatistics 12.7% of Twitter users don't want you to know their real names. (This is just a made up estimate)
Thanks for joining me and playing
#AccordingToTheStatistics
Stick around for @HashtagTavern at its new time, with @Anythingpork up next at 830P ET
This game was played in loving memory of @RoeGhost 👑 #RIPRoe
On @HashtagRoundup part of @TheHashtagGame
#AccordingToTheStatistics Everything has or will happen.
#AccordingToTheStatistics Donald Trump, on any particular day, spends less than .0034% of his day with son Barron or about 4 nanoseconds.
#AccordingToTheStatistics
the odds me doing tv watch is 25% yet compare 50% i-net watching yet add 15% pad-tablet watch & 10% mix all get full 100% watching 4 shows in one go.
Is this like tv version of the #SteinerMath numbers?
#AccordingToTheStatistics there are at least 28 other variables to consider, when determining what actually brings the boys to the yard...
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