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@FightHaven #AdultFail
Sorry.
It’s clear to me: The adult needed to use more words. He engaged in physical, trying to pretend that he wasn’t but he was pushing and pushing back in the kid with no direct request.
Asking the kid to stop, explaining why, giving the ultimatum. All missing.
Apparently being an adult means I have to get my golf cart serviced? #AdultFail on my part. So that should cost me like $500......Plus I get to rent a cart until mine can get serviced. Hopefully the drinks are cold tonight.
Imagine being a grown ass adult and thinking you can cook or clean but it’s too much to do both in one day. 🙄 #FoodieBeauty #adultfail
#adultfail No pancakes on shrove Tuesday. Might try to do some tomorrow or wait until the weekend when I can really enjoy them #noflour
Today is the last day for masks for 100s of thousands of Mass. kids.
But many will continue masked.
The likelihood of kids being unmasked will be directly proportional to how blue the area where they live is.
Share your photos of mask destruction!
https://t.co/Hu9vG0goEG
@moopacabra forgot to post this week’s #podcast. It was ready, and she didn’t hit submit. #adultfail. We discuss our love of #KennerToys and #GadgetHackwrench.
https://t.co/0ZqEXyAKtm
That gastricly dangerous time of year when after a REALLY long day you wind up having pigs in blankets, cheese and pancakes for dinner at midnight! #Christmas #AdultFail 🤦♀️
I didn’t know I was supposed to be cleaning and de scaling my hot water kettle thing-y or that it had a filter that should be changed. I thought the hot boiling was enough. Thank God @quincy_rc asked “have you ever cleaned that?” Usually so good about this stuff. 😰 #adultfail
So I just managed to crack my knee on the hearth & then walk into the bannister in under 2 mins 🤦♀️ I really am useless! #clumsy #adultfail
Things I got in my hair yesterday: pond water; twigs; NZ pygmyweed; dried mealworms; pond mud.
Things I did not get in my hair yesterday: a comb
#adultfail
I just full on sprinted through the house to get presentable so I could go outside to the ice cream truck. Everything was good until I realized I didn't have any cash. #AdultFail
I’m having major regrets about buying brand new silvery grey towels...
They just look like I can’t do my white laundry properly..
🧺 #adultFail #towels #bathroom
Sleep deprivation does some odd things to you. For example, it's currently 3am, I'm feeding my daughter. I went in the kitchen to make chocolate milk from myself, took me a bit to realize I poured milk into the nesquik container and not into the glass. 🤦🏻♀️ #momlife #adultfail
I have a day off which is the perfect time to clean my place. Instead, I'm here cleaning out my email and organizing stock photos for photoshopping. #adultFail
I've only just remembered I have a feather duvet that keeps me warmer through the winter and I forgot to use it and it's meant to get warmer from Monday 😔 #adultfail #coldfornothing
Well I knew it would happen. It was only a matter of time. Today, for the first time, it has. I just tried to take a swig of a drink with a mask on. #adultfail
@thetaylorjohn HOT MESS!
I do make it sometimes and I wish I made my bed daily because I love the pleasing anesthetics of it! I mean I buy beautiful bedding 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ #adultfail
Ok... so laugh at my expense here... we rented a boat at the park. And rowed it all over. Until a storm started coming in and we were fighting the current... and going around in circles...
And both children completely gave up on us.
#adultfail
It’s Friday. I’m sick of adulting all week. Have said this 100 times to myself in the last hour. I’m off to get a takeaway... #adultfail #dontjudgeme
Guess which genius just manage to topple down the stairs with the hoover in their hands.... while eveyone laughed and no one tried to help 🤦🏻♂️😫😫😫😂😂🤦🏻♂️ #BainPackIsBack 😂😂🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️fs how can you be this bad at so many daily tasks 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #AdultFail 🤷🏻♂️
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