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For real agile, the mindset is the key; without that, you're just doing agilefall/agile theater. Read more from @agiledrop: https://t.co/dKoKrYQaTz #agile #agility #agilefall
โWe havenโt finished building the backlog yet, so why do we need a technical coach???โ
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โI donโt even have my license yet, so how can you write me a speeding ticket???โ
#agilefall
Today I realized that Software Engineers want tickets and acceptance criteria written in a way that is understandable by the AI that will replace them in the future ๐ค
#Agile #Clarity #AgileFall #ThePointsDontMatter
the SDLC is the system that governs who does what when. if it's practiced well, then it sets up the team for ("work life balance") success. down with #agilefall. if you focus on playing your part well, it may help others play theirs
developers are forced to be
"too wrapped up in getting their code to work"
to some deadline, rather that getting the opportunity to focus on the problem at hand
#agilefall #agilesdlc #ddDesign
one of the most harmful violations in software development, of proper naming of things, is not in the code
but in the way they call the method "agile", then internally implement it using logic from "waterfall"
#intentionRevealingNames #agilefall #scrumfall #flaccidScrum
companies' marketing:
void doSDLC()
while(true) {
doAgile();
}
}
... meanwhile back at the lab:
void doAgile() {
nevermindJustDoWaterfall();
}
#agileFall
it's likely that #agilefall (among other dysfunctions) persists because the field is dominated by cultures that celebrate high IQ and cleverness, while ignoring symptoms of low EQ, like lack of empathy and trust which imo are needed to properly execute agile
Agile is mostly about culture and values and principles. Most of those, e.g. psychological safety, Relatedness-Autonomy-Mastery-Purpose, are not technical at all. It's management's job to get that culture in place. Treating Agile as "technical" is part of the problem.
we've stopped using the term "code freeze"
apparently some of the stakeholders freak out with the impression that the devs are sitting there doing nothing on some freeze tag, red light green light 1 2 3 sht ๐
dem #agilefall vibes
It sounds like an age old question, but if you're new to #Agile or suffering #AgileFall you may be asking "How do I move this project from #Waterfall to Agile? @Eastmad blog has some answers https://t.co/vRiFRtB86W
@sjohnson717 "99% of 'Agile orgs' have fooled themselves with WaterScrumfall."
--Benjamin Franklin
Interesting insights on how some #softwaredevelopment shops are caught in two minds when it comes to their methodology. #Agile #Waterfall #Agilefall
Agilefall: The place between agile and waterfall development where most agencies live - https://t.co/oIxHa8DkxU
True agility can only exist with continuous attention to technical excellence. Everything else is just Cargo Cult.
#fauxAgile #agileFall #flaccidAgile #flaccidScrum #notMyAgile
โAgileย ceremonies such as stand ups and sprint reviews are not enough to overcome the constraints imposed by poor design, dated technology and inefficient development practices.โ https://t.co/y5TuxTQRwD
"It seems to me to be important to distinguish a good idea from poor implementations of it" ~ @RonJeffries
#FauxAgile #NotMyAgile #AgileFall
There are many misunderstandings around #Agile. In this video (promo code @thecleancoders), @unclebobmartin explains common reasons why it fails: Flaccid Agile (agile without technical disciplines) and #AgileFall (waterfall disguised as agile)
#NotMyAgile
https://t.co/bGu89AZYsS
@sgblank (Steve Blank) shares his experience with #agilefall in @HarvardBiz . "...where you try to be agile and lean, but you keep using waterfall development techniques." @Lean6sigmaTools #lean #agile #waterfall #projectmanagment
https://t.co/1cTfiXPIhD
AgileFall โ When Waterfall Sneaks Back Into Agile
#agile #waterfall #agilefall
https://t.co/3xiYSWEh4L
Traditional waterfall development practices have a tendency to slip back into newly #agile organizations โ some advice on avoiding and mitigating #AgileFall https://t.co/M7tf5KFQon via @HarvardBiz
Senior mgmt wants the benefits of agile but with the false guarantees of waterfall. #agilefall #watergile
@sjohnson717 "99% of 'Agile orgs' have fooled themselves with WaterScrumfall."
--Benjamin Franklin
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