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Express Men's Soccer Standout Jason Chunchi Signs With Ponce FC.
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Twenty-Two Express Student-Athletes Land on East-Comm Academic Honor Roll.
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Big Boy 4014 backing into the Roseville Yard for public display along with UP 1616 Abraham Lincoln and UP 1776 during the Western Leg of its Coast to Coast tour. #allaboard #train #steamtrain #bigboy4014 #unionpacific
@mcexpressmbb Who earned second-team and third-team accolades?
Find out by reading the full release at https://t.co/Ks00rOiRum.
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‼️Visits locked in this fall‼️
🐻 Cal v UCLA 9/5
🦫 Oregon State v Montana 9/19
🐅 Clemson v Miami 10/3
🦆 Oregon v UCLA 10/10
🐘 Alabama v Texas A&M 10/24
🗡️ USC v Ohio State 10/31
☘️ Notre Dame v Miami 11/7
🦡 Wisconsin v Minnesota 11/27
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I felt like reposting this today. #cerebralhalsey #drunt #twunt #k4ntrano #allaboard #choochoo
MMTLP
LOL jendetta, otherwise known as the slurring, MMTLP flag humping, pro-se litigant catastrophe of a human being who’s turned her entire sad, soggy existence into a 24/7 livestream of obsessive, wine soaked psychosis aimed directly at me. You pathetic, rabies of the mouth having, box wine worshipping disaster. I scanned your pitiful little feed, drunt, and holy fuck, you’re not just obsessed, you’re terminally, clinically, batshit ferociously addicted. Every other post is you tagging the SEC, ICE, DHS, the goddamn ghost of J. Edgar Hoover, and half the federal government begging them to “investigate” me for the high crime of making your shriveled little life feel irrelevant. You’re not fearless, you’re fear-les, as in fear minus the less, because you’re absolutely fucking drowning in it, you delusional, gin marinated baby juice rag.
You spend your nights doom scrolling like a crackhead raiding a pharmacy, then projectile vomit these unhinged manifestos about how I’m “stalking” you, your family, jeff davies’ dog (who I'm sure he beats), whistleblowers and their houseplants. Newsflash, you tragic fucking drunt, the only thing I stalk is the mute button every time your sloppy, 3 a.m. notifications slither across my screen like herpes on a bad Tinder date. You accuse ME of circulating “sexually explicit media” of you? thot, the only explicit thing about you is the explicit level of batshit crazy you spray everywhere while blacked out on Franzia, typing with one hand as the other searches for more alcohol. All while your boyfriend(lol, the one you bragged about in December like it was a participation trophy) is probably passed out wondering why his life choices led him to a woman whose idea of foreplay is filing frivolous complaints with federal agencies.
You’re not a mom, an investor, a pro-se litigant, or an “America First Advocate.” You’re a cautionary tale in dirty clothes and a perpetual hangover, a bitter, broke down laughingstock who lost every last bit of dignity long ago. You harass, you defame, you dog whistle, you tag every three letter agency like they’re your emotional support tampons, then cry victim when the mirror shows you what we’ve all seen for years. A terminally online, liquor pickled Karen who peaked the day she learned how to @SECGov and still couldn’t litigate her way out of a wet paper bag.
Which one of your episodes shall I point to? The one where forgot who was hosting the space you started? you absolute fucking trainwreck, there you were, sloshed, slurring, mid rant....then suddenly pausing like a goldfish with dementia and asking the entire room, “Am I still the host?” I kinda understand, though. you're used to being the parasite, not the host.
Then there’s the Clifton chapter, you boundary destroying, thirsty cataclysm. you thought that dude was “special,” didn’t you? you were straight up “over boundaries,” drooling all over him the way you drool over the thought of your next fix of boxed wine. you crossed every fucking line like the desperate, stank cooch hurling, over the hill drunt you are. While the rest of us watched in secondhand embarrassment. How’s that working out for you now, wino? Still waiting for him to notice the liquored up Karen screaming into the void? Spoiler,he doesn’t. Nobody does.
Keep tagging the government, keep posting your blurry 5 a.m. gifs, keep screaming that I’m the devil while you’re the one circulating your own public meltdowns for the world to mock. The only criminal here is whatever distillery keeps refilling your cup so you have the liquid courage to embarrass yourself on a global scale every single day.
you’re not a victim, jendetta. you’re a volunteer. A loud, liquored up, laughably unhinged volunteer in the world’s saddest cult of one. A blackout hosting, boundary trampling, Clifton crushing, federal agency stalking drunt who forgot she was the host of her own pathetic life a long fucking time ago.
Stay obsessed, you sad, sloppy, wine drenched cu NEXT TUESDAY. It’s literally the only personality you’ve got left, and even that’s 90% proof.
P.S.
Asking ICE to investigate me as a foreigner after claiming I travel to "a bunch of countries all the time" or whatever the fuck you said is indicative of just how terribly vapid you are.
Don’t forget that the border between Spain and Gibraltar is now conveniently ( surprise surprise) effectively under the control of #Spain. Won’t be too long before the invaders are on #British overseas territory. #AllAboard #obingo
Feeling like ‘94 Prime….back in the Georgia Dome for the first time.
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5 years of #YesITookItPersonal
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Here is your chance to join a perennial championship women's volleyball program. Come try out for the Monroe - Bronx women's volleyball team on August 6!
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Program Record 41 Express Student-Athletes Earn NJCAA All-Academic Team Recognition.
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Not much excitement from the Rails after the 1st inning... Rails go down 12-1 in 8 innings to the @RaymondRockets
Zach Reierson 1-2 with a Triple
Rails will be back in action with their final two home games of the season this Sunday!
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Aye aye captain 👩🏻✈️ #AllAboard
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