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I felt like reposting this today. #cerebralhalsey #drunt #twunt #k4ntrano #allaboard #choochoo
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LOL jendetta, otherwise known as the slurring, MMTLP flag humping, pro-se litigant catastrophe of a human being who’s turned her entire sad, soggy existence into a 24/7 livestream of obsessive, wine soaked psychosis aimed directly at me. You pathetic, rabies of the mouth having, box wine worshipping disaster. I scanned your pitiful little feed, drunt, and holy fuck, you’re not just obsessed, you’re terminally, clinically, batshit ferociously addicted. Every other post is you tagging the SEC, ICE, DHS, the goddamn ghost of J. Edgar Hoover, and half the federal government begging them to “investigate” me for the high crime of making your shriveled little life feel irrelevant. You’re not fearless, you’re fear-les, as in fear minus the less, because you’re absolutely fucking drowning in it, you delusional, gin marinated baby juice rag.
You spend your nights doom scrolling like a crackhead raiding a pharmacy, then projectile vomit these unhinged manifestos about how I’m “stalking” you, your family, jeff davies’ dog (who I'm sure he beats), whistleblowers and their houseplants. Newsflash, you tragic fucking drunt, the only thing I stalk is the mute button every time your sloppy, 3 a.m. notifications slither across my screen like herpes on a bad Tinder date. You accuse ME of circulating “sexually explicit media” of you? thot, the only explicit thing about you is the explicit level of batshit crazy you spray everywhere while blacked out on Franzia, typing with one hand as the other searches for more alcohol. All while your boyfriend(lol, the one you bragged about in December like it was a participation trophy) is probably passed out wondering why his life choices led him to a woman whose idea of foreplay is filing frivolous complaints with federal agencies.
You’re not a mom, an investor, a pro-se litigant, or an “America First Advocate.” You’re a cautionary tale in dirty clothes and a perpetual hangover, a bitter, broke down laughingstock who lost every last bit of dignity long ago. You harass, you defame, you dog whistle, you tag every three letter agency like they’re your emotional support tampons, then cry victim when the mirror shows you what we’ve all seen for years. A terminally online, liquor pickled Karen who peaked the day she learned how to @SECGov and still couldn’t litigate her way out of a wet paper bag.
Which one of your episodes shall I point to? The one where forgot who was hosting the space you started? you absolute fucking trainwreck, there you were, sloshed, slurring, mid rant....then suddenly pausing like a goldfish with dementia and asking the entire room, “Am I still the host?” I kinda understand, though. you're used to being the parasite, not the host.
Then there’s the Clifton chapter, you boundary destroying, thirsty cataclysm. you thought that dude was “special,” didn’t you? you were straight up “over boundaries,” drooling all over him the way you drool over the thought of your next fix of boxed wine. you crossed every fucking line like the desperate, stank cooch hurling, over the hill drunt you are. While the rest of us watched in secondhand embarrassment. How’s that working out for you now, wino? Still waiting for him to notice the liquored up Karen screaming into the void? Spoiler,he doesn’t. Nobody does.
Keep tagging the government, keep posting your blurry 5 a.m. gifs, keep screaming that I’m the devil while you’re the one circulating your own public meltdowns for the world to mock. The only criminal here is whatever distillery keeps refilling your cup so you have the liquid courage to embarrass yourself on a global scale every single day.
you’re not a victim, jendetta. you’re a volunteer. A loud, liquored up, laughably unhinged volunteer in the world’s saddest cult of one. A blackout hosting, boundary trampling, Clifton crushing, federal agency stalking drunt who forgot she was the host of her own pathetic life a long fucking time ago.
Stay obsessed, you sad, sloppy, wine drenched cu NEXT TUESDAY. It’s literally the only personality you’ve got left, and even that’s 90% proof.
P.S.
Asking ICE to investigate me as a foreigner after claiming I travel to "a bunch of countries all the time" or whatever the fuck you said is indicative of just how terribly vapid you are.
These are the people "writing their own legal filings". you are ALLOWED to ask questions, #drunt, just don't ask them ALOUD. Because, well, you're stupid.
As far as equations go, try this one on for size.
4 + 4 = HEAD. Solve for helipad.
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#notforeheadadvice
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The fucktardigan is right, I am a MENACE. One might even go as far as calling me a MENACE TO SOCIETY.
I'll take that every day and twice on Sunday over what she is; a menace to propriety. And what her New Jersey counterpart #drunt is; menace to sobriety.
Get off my d!ck, 304.
Stop the bullying. We are here for resolution. Our enemies are the criminals that STOLE from us, NOT each other. Don't allow this MENACE to deter your focus.
It is CLEAR that this host is here to destroy ANY efforts. His goal is to cause DIVISION in the MMTLP community. His actions and words speak for themselves. Look at his timeline and question what he has done POSITIVE for MMTLP.
#badactorexposed
$MMTLP When the sloppy drunk sewer mermaid doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
Next up: dossier to OPKO Health.
#fookabootnfindoot
#drunt
#cunexttuesday
#allaboard
#choochoo
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The funny thing is, I have saved multiple different screengrabs of #drunt using my face and the face others, superimposed on the bodies of other individuals, in sexually suggestive content, days and weeks before this post that she and her friends KEEP reposting was posted. Have I, or has anyone else for that matter, every reposted any of them? Nope. That'll remain as evidence to be used if and when needed.
But this is what, the umpteenth time this screenshot has been rehashed by this perverse, morally and ethically bereft, reprobate miscreants. It's almost as if they want the notoriety associated being the deviants they are.
Just like when bobby quinn aka @BurrbQ recently said my phone calls to the court that outed his best friend @RamenSoups_ 13 felony charges, scratch that 14 felony charges of child molestation, sodomy, child pornography etc etc were fake.
Fake you say? All one has to do is call the courthouse themselves to find the truth, I guess. Well if only there was someone who provided the actual case numbers for people to be able to do that. Oh wait, I did. The publicly available information that I provided, and will go over again this weekend thanks to you.
Yup, everyone can call the courts themselves and find out if I was lying or if bobby quinn is intentionally trying to cover up for a child molester yet again.
Anything for the needlejuice, I guess, huh bobby?
Anyway, hopefully this situation winds down soon. I can't wait to finally be able to delete my twitter and definitely not follow thru on anything I've said I'm going to do before. After all, a number of these individuals are on the record as having said that I'm a liar, I don't follow thru on anything I say, I'm full of shit, etc etc. And in the next breath they'd have you believe that other things they perceive as 'threats' are credible.
Especially bobby quinn and prosperino gallipoli. Those two have agrued both of the aforementioned points in the same sentence regularly. But I guess it makes sense, considering their love for switch hitting.
Anyhow, Saturday should be fun.
prosperino, thank bobby for the attention again.
#swingbattabatta
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#MMTLParmy
#feetfirst
Hey shitbag esquire, @basileesq
I'm laughing at how much of a fcuking coward you are. When's the cage match, b!tch? Remember, if you last ONE MINUTE, I will tattoo the name of your firm across my forehead. Granted, it's not as large as your client #drunt's forehead, but it's still a great offer.
$MMTLP
Hey shitbag esquire, @basileesq
I'm laughing at how much of a fcuking coward you are. When's the cage match, b!tch? Remember, if you last ONE MINUTE, I will tattoo the name of your firm across my forehead. Granted, it's not as large as your client #drunt's forehead, but it's still a great offer.
$MMTLP
$MMTLP
#drunt thinks she's gonna win her lawsuit because she once won a lawsuit. Oh, and also, because she's asking for discovery.
@fearles59324823 Please, for the LOVE OF GOD, do not go away.
I mean it. Even after your case suffers a case of failure to launch because the judge receives your greatest hits album.
INCLUDING when you were telling everybody to "call it a loss, put it in a box and move on". That'll do wonders for your case.
But even after that, please keep entertaining us you.
$MMTLP
LMAO. Just when you thought shitbag esquire aka @basileesq couldn't find another feeble minded dickhat to once again inevitably lose in court, here comes the #drunt.
Go ahead and file your case, moron. It would be a damn shame if someone anonymously sent the judge a folder containing fan favorites like "am I still the host?", "you know what, guess what?", and "you're a piece of shittttttt". Damn shame.
I mean, I'd certainly understand why one would do such a thing, but I definitely do NOT advise ANYONE to do that. I, Jack Smitty, poor of #MMTLP, will certainly not be doing that. No, sir!
I hope Hakop Simitian sees this and takes my advice.
Jokes aside, I want to thank Cerebral Halsey for the laughs.
Oh, as an added bonus, @fearles59324823, because you just don't know when to know your place (gutter) and shut the fuck up and go away quietly, I'm gonna be making a couple of phone calls tomorrow.
Now, even though after that phone call I make things are probably gonna suck more than they already do for you, I'm feeling a little charitable. I know, I know, you don't deserve it, but fuck it, it's the holiday season.
So here's your present, you omni-inebriated stank qooch hurler.............Merry Christmas.
https://t.co/ykAPD98JzY
That should come in handy.
You're welcome. Oh, almost forgot. Ho ho ho.
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