Top Tweets for #AlmostBarfed
@jsmith84poker @ZGregJennings Sir you don’t have a straight but your two pair is good, as old man wins a $15k pot with a lesser hand than he thought he had. #truestory #almostbarfed
I just took a HUMONGOUS house centipede out of my home by myself!! 🤢🤮😖 I almost peed myself and I need an adult beverage 🥃 but I did it! #almostbarfed #onlyscreamedonce #yuck
Plunged a plugged toilet today and it almost defeated my #AlmostBarfed
@Bonnie_D_Ford No s..t. One day this was literally the ONLY food I could buy at tennis from 9 am to about 10 pm #almostbarfed #aironionrings
Sometimes I try to pretend the bag is my belly fat. #babyweight #12pounds #almostbarfed… https://t.co/oHRdRrmfa2
Lunchtime "snack" -- 40 minute very hilly bike ride. Now: actual lunchtime! (Once the nausea passes, that is.) #cycling #hills #almostbarfed
BIG stripy spider just crawled over my hand. #ScreamedLikeABaby #SquashedIt #AlmostBarfed #MyNervesNeedWine #CanStillFeelItOnMe #Eeeewwwwwww
tomatoes are so disgusting. #almostbarfed
I ❤️ Ride. See you when I'm back @Ridecycleclub #LoveYouBrooke #almostbarfed #excellence #StopHarper
The Mac and cheese scented marker is too horrible to describe #almostBarfed
@jennydelherpes I just had the thought that I might not see dozens of new Supernatural episodes written by *you.* #almostbarfed
!!!!!!!! I am cringing. RT @Jennife14402688: @jennydelherpes My kid's broken arm, circa 2011. #almostbarfed
@jennydelherpes How about the worst mom moment---baby spit up, open mom mouth. #almostbarfed #didscream
One time I opened the pantry in college and the pots and pans were covered in baby cockroaches. #almostbarfed You? #curious #Supernatural
So my bro walked into my lounge dropped the biggest eggyist fart and then left!! 💩 not what u need when ur poorly #almostbarfed #sickface 😷
That's ok, people do it all the time :) RT @sayrehenley: I will never eat fast food again before a @BarrysBootcamp class.... #AlmostBarfed 😷
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