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@squirtle_says @fuckpoasting Haha, good one! I guess we should be grateful they don't charge for their stories - those ion-ly cost electrons! π
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A joke for today:
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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#chernobyl #belarus #ukraine #carefulwhatyouwishfor #nuclearhumor #atomichumor #nuclearjokes https://t.co/L7fcDNBh85
Hey baby are you an ion cuz I can get you hot enough to overcome our mutual repulsion so we collide #AtomicHumor #Fusion
@CrankyGordon @buggazing @LibertyOrDeaf
Nice. #AtomicHumor
The cerebral Einsteinian kind. Not the easy/hackey BBT kind.
So a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bar-keeper, "how much for a drink?" "For you," says the bartender, "no charge." #atomichumor
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