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I had the audacity to take a phone call 20 minutes into a family road trip. Because of course kids can’t talk to parents when they are NOT on the phone. #averageparentproblems #momlife
Reasons why I’m the worst mom in the world (according to my toddlers) I am making them put the balls into the ball pit BEFORE they are allowed to jump into it. #averageparentproblems #lifewithtwins
I was making my twins chocolate chip waffles for breakfast when all of a sudden a dirty diaper was thrown at me and my daughter started yelling “No poop, EAT!” How is your day going? #lifewithatoddler #lifewithtwins #averageparentproblems
Fact: it doesn’t matter if you go camping for 1 night or 5, you will have a MINIMUM of 84 loads of laundry to do upon return. Scientists have been unable to explain this phenomena.
Also fact: There is no light at the end of the laundry tunnel. #AverageParentProblems
I can’t be the only one
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Side note: glittery kinetic sand that’s not really kinetic is not a good indoor toy. #AverageParentProblems
I'm crazy so I decided to teach my kids "John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt" this week.
Just heard 6yo, "whenever we go out, the people always shout THERE GOES JO-"
3yo "STOP. IT."
In case you're wondering how all of us being at home is going.
#coronavirus #averageparentproblems
Can anyone tell me where to find the other end of the wormhole in which one half of all children’s gloves, mittens and socks disappear? #mondaythoughts #averageparentproblems
Perhaps busier than I thought 😳
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This sums up Remy 😂
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#averageparentproblems #memes… https://t.co/vz1KFUeP9r
Why TF are #periods worse post baby? Like, I just grew a beautiful tiny human, wrecked my body, and have no time to take care of myself anymore. Can’t #AuntFlo #GTFO...? #thattimeofthemonth #momlife #averageparentproblems #postpartum
#loyolamaryland #emergingmedia student post goes viral. #alizafriedlanderjmore Instagram post https://t.co/4MRKETzvim picked up by #averageparentproblems https://t.co/JZ9XnKaoxB Next stop--national media. @NeilAlperstein @GregHoplamazian @goaheadgetahead @ppferra
Trade lawyer, @scottlincicome, tweeted "Nobody tells you #parenthood is basically an infinite series of petty negotiations," and it struck a chord in many parents who then shared their own recent petty negotiations with their kids. #averageparentproblems
When your toddler is being waaaaaaaaay too quiet, and you see this when you check in on her. 🤦🏻♀️ how does she respond? “Mommy, I’m a movie star!” She’s my child! I made that! 🙋🏻♀️ #averageparentproblems #minime #kids #momlife
Do they give out medals for working moms that manage to get an 8 & 5 yr old fed, dressed, ready for the day and out the door in 20 min flat? If not, they really really should.🏅 #momlife #averageparentproblems #WinningWednesday
Me to son: “hey, please close the screen door so we don’t get bugs in the house.”
Son: “Oops there’s a big bug in the house!” 🤦♀️#averageparentproblems #kidswillbekids #closethedoor #willtheyeverlearn #kids
My toddler is in the “I can do it myself, asshole” stage of life. Parenthood is neat. #averageparentproblems #kidsaretheworst
This is not @BTS_twt related but...
The other side of Victor’s personality has been revealed (a thread)! By Sasha. Everything based on a true story. 😂😅
But... Why is it still so hilarious and adorable? #JHOPEboy #averageparentproblems
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