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All chocolate eggs contain Easteregine #AwfullyBritishFakeEasterFacts
The white rabbit in Alice in Wonderland missed the opportunity to become the Easter Bunny as he was late for the audition 😬#AwfullyBritishFakeEasterFacts

Easter in Britain is a celebration of the return of Doctor Who after 16 years, resurrected after his cancellation in 1989 by BBC bosses who don't like fun.
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In the 1800s it was believed that baldness could be cured by the Easter Bunny .… worn on the head , from a distance they looked like hairs 😬#AwfullyBritishFakeEasterFacts
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Christmas 2020 being postponed until Easter because of the #pandemic #lockdown was confusing for Jesus - he didn't know if he was coming or going
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Everyone gets the Friday n Monday off. #AwfullyBritishFakeEasterFacts
Adopting some ex commercial hens from @FSFH_Official will change your life.
Well, it'll certainly change your garden!
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Sometimes, like today, the University Boat Race takes place on Easter Sunday. When this happens Oxford’s boat is made of chocolate and Cambridge’s out of Hot Cross Buns.
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The Easter bunny originates for one priest in Cambridge who got chickens and rabbits confused in a sermon, but was so stubborn that he refused to correct himself and opted to spread the new sermon instead #AwfullyBritishFakeEasterFacts
Table for 26 but we'll sit on 1 side for this chap to paint us.
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Jesus came back to life after Mary Magdalene said “there, there, a cuppa tea will set you right” and poured a few drops of tea on Jesus’ lips. As soon as the tea touched Jesus’ lips, he sat up & said “Right! Good as new! Let’s get on with it!”#AwfullyBritishFakeEasterFacts
Cadbury Creme Eggs are laid by Cadbury Creme Hens. The mini ones are laid by Cadbury Creme Quails. #AwfullyBritishFakeEasterFacts
#AwfullyBritishFakeEasterFacts She was the one who laid all the eggs
All chocolate Easter eggs are laid personally by the Pope. That’s why he wears daft robes, to let them roll out. #AwfullyBritishFakeEasterFacts
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Easter candy and sugar improves your teeth!
The original Cadbury Creme Egg dates back to the 17th century and consisted of duck liver dipped in chocolate and filled with bull semen and a knob of butter. #AwfullyBritishFakeEasterFacts
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The cold weather coming in tomorrow is known as the Beaster from the Easter.
Though they pronounce it “easter” the English actually spell it “easterchestershire” #AwfullyBritishFakeEasterFacts
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