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Makes you a cuppa with milk first #AwfullyBritishWaysToBreakUp
#AwfullyBritishWaysToBreakUp With tea and cute little sandwiches! π€ͺπ«π₯ͺπ€¬π
When I was 15, I got dumped on MSN messenger ... but in their defence, I did consider going to see #HighSchoolMusical3 as a great idea for a date.
I think it's then she realised I was gay! (Took me a while longer to clock)
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#AwfullyBritishWaysToBreakUp
1. Cucumber Sandwiches <triangular cut>
2. A pot of Tea <milk & sugar cubes on standby>
3. A Dear John letter, handwritten using a feathered quill, rolled into a scroll sealed by wax.
Make a terrible cuppa tea and don't butter the scones #AwfullyBritishWaysToBreakUp
@chronicleflask Sitting across from your partner in silence, and then, after a few moments, slapping your thighs and saying, "Right."
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I was feeding the ducks earlier today and noticed one that was floating upsidedown.
Speaking of things that are dead in the water...
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Hold a referendum on whether you should leave then continue to argue about it for the next 4 years.
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#AwfullyBritishWaysToBreakUp
Let me down easy, no big song and dance
No long faces, no long looks, no deep conversation
I know the way we should spend that day
Take me to a zoo that's got chimpanzees
Tell me on a Sunday, please
#AwfullyBritishWaysToBreakUp I know someone who broke up with someone 2 minute after they had sex ... apparently she said it was best sex ever , he replied enjoy it.., never going happen again
I hope this email finds you wellβ¦
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Leaving an empty magnum ice cream box in the freezer after secretly taking the last one and not telling anyone during a heatwave #AwfullyBritishWaysToBreakUp
Wait, the British understand Break Ups?
News to everyone else whom required emancipation from them.
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#AwfullyBritishWaysToBreakUp I told her take your coat off indoors otherwise she wouldn't feel the benefit
With a beautifully hand written letter #AwfullyBritishWaysToBreakUp
A hard stare should do it.
#AwfullyBritishWaysToBreakUp
Arguing over whether it's milk then tea, or tea then milk.
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