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It's always funny how the ones whom talk the most trash about Christians being judgemental...
...judge Christians the harshest.
(I love you all.)
#DontMindMe
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Ever noticed stuffed animals in a storefront window and then entered the store thinking it’s a toy store but really it’s a pet store slash vet clinic, and then you had to pretend for a little like you’re shopping for a dog when you don’t have one? Yea, me neither…#AwkwardLife
That moment when you don't know if a person is about to go for a handshake or a low five with you...but you decide to go for it anyways just to experience near death...🤦🏻♂️😑
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#awkwardlife
When someone greets me in passing, my brain-to-mouth function malfunctions, & I forget HOW to say hi 🤦♀️ #awkwardlife
The anxiety of trying to figure out when to best arrive to a professional event (not TOO early, but not late) to best avoid social anxiety. #awkwardlife
I have to see my counselor tomorrow at 8:15pm- appropriate to attend in my pajamas? Asking for a friend 🙈 #awkwardlife
Making friends, Male or female, is super difficult these days. And being an awkward person doesn't help the fact. But it's ok I guess... #IWantFriends #AwkwardLife
A girl at the gym waved at me so I waved back. as it turned out she wasn’t waving at me
so now I’m gonna incorporate the hand wave into my exercising routine until she leaves
Also the plastic bottle I stole out of the trash to make a point is now in my "recycle pile" in the back of my car. #awkwardlife
I'm that asshole at a conference that goes to talk to the facility's marketing team about why they don't have recycling anywhere in the building. #climatejustice #ClimateChangeIsAHealthIssue
Finally made it to the theatre to watch #CaptainMarvel
And I literally
Have the entire theatre
To myself.
What a time to be alive!
#marvelcomics #nightowl #movietheatres #writerslife #introvertproblems #introvertlife #awkwardlife #welcometomylife
Every once in a while I like to go to the pet store and send my husband pictures of Skinny Pigs to remind him that I need the little naked hippo babies in my life.
#animals #petsmart #skinnypigs #guineapig #petlife #littlebitofaweirdo #awkwardlife #writerslife #writerproblems
Service Professionals Network on LinkedIn: "Looking for some fresh ideas and help on focusing more? You may want to check out Andy Vargo's #AwkwardLife #Journal series. https://t.co/VmWPGqKJIc #BookReview #Focus #mindset #goals2019"
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Story of my life, I once got caught in handcuffs and had to go to the police too! #awkwardlife #LivePD #LivePDPasco @GwenBielicki
Once a coworker called me the wrong name and I didn't correct her cuz I figured she'd notice my nametag soon. Well over a week later it was still happening and it was too late to correct her so I was like I guess that's my name now...
#awkwardLife
@amyngyn This literally happened the other day... embarrassing but just carried on like everything was cool. #awkwardlife
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