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@bdhammond28 @cdshaw99 No other hype video but I did retweet this one recently.
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Roomie:I will. Why would I leave 1 plate in the sink?
Me:*seriously?! You've done it all semester!*
#BYUfreshmen #shesmovingout
Freshman roommate has put wax paper in the oven...she's going to burn down our apartment!
#BYUFreshmen #dontruinmycookiesheets
Roommate said something hilarious tonight: Does Bill Clinton really deserve to be called the First Gentleman?
#laughingfordays #BYUFreshmen
But she took back the comment about me getting married soon since I'm not enthusiastic about dating and currently single.
#BYUFreshmen
I also can't plan my schedule for next semester correctly bc my roommate thinks I'll be married by January...
#BYUFreshmen
22 is too old to be beautiful in Africa according to my roommate.
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According to my roommate, everyone in my apartment are horrible people b/c we didn't go to ward prayer.
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Very capable roommate looking at very full trashcan:We really need to take the trash out.
Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
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Roommate after I failed a test:Maybe your parents bought you a big birthday cake b/c they knew you would fail your test.
Me:...
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Me:I don't want a PhD
Roommate:You're a woman;you don't need one. Find a man that has one.
Me:thinks *I can get one if I want*
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"All Asian men are attractive." Finally, something I can agree on with my roommate! #koreanmen #BYUfreshmen
"Ignorance is bliss unless it's when a boy likes me. In that case, ignorance is not bliss, as I would like to know." -Roommate
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Roommate says, "If you make your wife mad, you'll starve bc she controls your food." What? My husband can't make his own food? #BYUfreshmen
Roommate says, "Maybe we haven't been asked out bc we intimidate men. They're actually afraid of us." Gee, I hope not... #BYUfreshmen
"But if you're a girl & 26yo, you can't do anything about it. You can't ask a man to marry you. That's not your job." -Roommate #BYUfreshmen
"If you're a guy and 26yo, then there's something wrong. You need to change your marital status." -Roommate #BYUfreshmen
Roommate says, "It's not weird to date your own home teacher, but it is weird to date your neighbor's home teacher."
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"You should not be out at midnight unless you're with a man." -Freshman Roommate
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