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Looks like I've mastered the art of DIY disasters! 🤦♂️🛠️ Time to make friends with the folks at the hardware store, I could use some extra supplies. #CutOnce #MeasureTwice #FailAgain #Oops #DisasterMaster #BackToTheStore 🙈🏃♂️
That special holiday feeling of spending an hour and a half de-shelling pistachios only to forget them on the stove and burn them.
#backtothestore
When you’re all geared up and ready to go and you realize you are missing one damn ingredient 😡😡😡😡
Any guesses as to what I’m missing!!??
Free jar of my canned goodies to the first person who guesses correctly!!
#BackToTheStore
When you figure out mid oil change that the filter you bought is the wrong one. 🥺🐇 #backtothestore
Making ribs 😁, three bottles of sauce in the pantry ready to go… all three are expired 😳… #BackToTheStore🤬
Since eth is going to 0 i had to go get my old job back
#backtothestore
that moment when you attend one of the first meetings of the year with a new phone and realize the headphone adapter doesnt really work #argh #BackToTheStore
Not sure who needs to hear this, but if you are making lentil soup for dinner….you might not want to assume you have lentils. #backtothestore #whoops
Longue histoire courte j'ai réussi et j'ai même arrangé la transmission mais là c'est un spring sur le plateau de coupe qui vient de péter 😑 #backtothestore
J'prends une minute pour vous dire que changer la courroie de traction sur un tracteur à gazon c'est l'enfer, il faut que tu devises TOUTE. 😒
Last night I was ready for bed when I realized I needed creamer for the morning. Begrudgingly went to the store. This morning, realized I only had enough coffee for one day. Sigh.
#writerslife #backtothestore #coffeelover
I went and bought a new screen protector. I apparently don’t know which iPhone I have and got the wrong one. 😒😒😒😒 #backtothestore
Frys has buy 1 pack get 2 packs for free on petite sirloin steaks. I got $100 worth of steaks for $35.
And can you believe it, I freakin forgot ziplock freezer bags. #Backtothestore
Being an adult is spending $100 at the grocery store to come home and forget you have no shampoo
#backtothestore #cantaffordit
Dear Bra companies,
Girls with DD don’t need “push up shit” in their bras.🤪
That just equals “Push that stuff over the edge” 🙄🙄
#whodesignedthis #supercleavage #boobsdontgointhethroat #rockstarstatus #backtothestore
Playing a video game with a tube of #Pringles nearby means I'm gonna empty that tube of #Pringles #backtothestore
You know your hubby doesn’t eat anything remotely healthy when you find your yogurt in the pantry next to his Rice Crispy Treats. 🤦🏼♀️ #BackToTheStore
Why did I ever worry that my children weren’t eating enough as babies? Last week my daughter and her friend discussed putting whole rotisserie chickens in their lockers for after swim practice. #teenagers #backtothestore #cluckcluckcluck #timeforacow
You know what’s sad? Buying guacamole only to come home and remembering the tortilla chips are gone. #backtothestore #guacamoleislife
If you’ve ever planned a big home improvement project and only had to take one trip to get materials, you’re lying. #homeimprovement #backtothestore
Why is it I can have plenty of tape and not enough wrapping paper, or plenty of wrapping paper and not enough tape? It's like hot dogs and buns. #backtothestore #Christmasproblems
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