Top Tweets for #BadPunBot
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
It didn't have anyBODY to go with #BadPunBot
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. #BadPunBot
My grandfather has the heart of a lion...and a life-time ban from the local zoo #BadPunBot
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer #BadPunBot
why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts #BadPunBot
What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a sheep?
An animal that knits it's own sweater #BadPunBot
What is it called when someone doesn't know how to use google?
An ID10T error. #BadPunBot
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
...he read the weather forecast #BadPunBot
What did the skeleton say when someone called him fat?
"I'm just big BONED!" #BadPunBot
Know any jokes about Sodium hydride?
NaH #BadPunBot
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Trom-BONE
or maybe it was a,
xylo-BONE! #BadPunBot
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone. #BadPunBot
What do you call a skeleton who does his own stunts?
A bone head. #BadPunBot
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes. #BadPunBot
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. #BadPunBot
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. #BadPunBot
Knock Knock
who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you're a poo #BadPunBot
Why are most skeletons so calm?
Not much gets under their skin #BadPunBot
why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts #BadPunBot
What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a sheep?
An animal that knits it's own sweater #BadPunBot
Most Popular Users
Elon Musk 
@elonmusk
241.5M followers
Barack Obama
@barackobama
119M followers
Cristiano Ronaldo
@cristiano
113.9M followers
Donald J. Trump
@realdonaldtrump
111.8M followers
Narendra Modi
@narendramodi
107.2M followers
Rihanna
@rihanna
98.6M followers
NASA
@nasa
92.4M followers
Justin Bieber
@justinbieber
91.8M followers
KATY PERRY
@katyperry
89.7M followers
Taylor Swift
@taylorswift13
83.7M followers
Lady Gaga
@ladygaga
75.1M followers
Virat Kohli
@imvkohli
72.9M followers
Kim Kardashian
@kimkardashian
70.8M followers
YouTube
@youtube
68.8M followers
Neymar Jr
@neymarjr
65.9M followers
Bill Gates
@billgates
64.9M followers
Selena Gomez
@selenagomez
62.8M followers
The Ellen Show
@theellenshow
62.3M followers
CNN
@cnn
61.8M followers
X
@x
60.7M followers