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If you stay away from alcohol sex and junk food ... YOU still won’t live forever BUT it’ll be so boring it sure as hell will feel like it
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#BadThingsForADoctorToSay I used to only work on Klingons
"Yeah, uh, hold on just a second...I'll be right back." (closes door) "EVERYONE! GET IN HERE NOW!! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT'S BEHIND THIS DOOR!!! IT'S THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!" #BadThingsForADoctorToSay
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What the fuck is THAT?????
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It was a pleasure knowing you......
The bad news is we've had to amputate your feet the good news is the guy in the next bed wants to buy your slippers 😒 #BadThingsForADoctorToSay
Pop your trousers over there on the chair please next to mine. #BadThingsForADoctorToSay
I was high through most of med school
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Once when I was prego I had severe bronchitis. Doctor 1 asked, "Are you sure it isn't allergies?" If I hadn't been mostly dead I'd have been angry. I left. Doctor 2 said, "if you'd come in tomorrow I'd be hospitalizing you." Doctor 1 got fired.
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Your daughter's uterus is tipped. Sorry about that.
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I don’t know where my tardis is..I haven’t seen it for years.
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Oops, wrong patient. #BadThingsForADoctorToSay
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