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So, my Mum crocheted this beautiful amigurumi bee & when I asked if I could have it she told me to 'learn how to crochet & make your own'.
RUDE! 🤣😭🐝
But look! How cute?! Aaaah.
🐝💛
#BadMammy #TweetForMeToGetTheBee lols 🤣
@WilfandErnie No I refuse to do the front paws. I just stand saying UP UP UPPPPP until he does.
#Badmammy.
So apparently it's an offence to bring a child into a bookies in Ireland (Since 1931). Popped in to put a bet on for Cheltenham with the baby asleep in the buggy and was asked to leave.
Mortified. I only gamble twice a year! #BadMammy
Our last minute World Book Day effort after remembering about 9 o clock last night 🙈 #badmammy #WorldBookDay #funnybones
It was wacky hair day today and I forgot. #badmammy
Anyway I managed to pull it off. There’s googly eyes on the front of the rainbow too! #goodmammy
Bought the boys a Subway and got them three chocolate cookies for after…gave Josh one and ate two myself 😂 sorry big boys 😬 #badmammy
Elin’s “I’m telling on you” face.
Note to past self - You will send your children to the school you attended and they will learn that you were a tiny rebel.
I hope I don’t end up in the Head teachers office @StHelensRC
#badmammy #sorryforwhatididwheniwas8
@Dawn_ACT @OMGitsagirl2015 My daughter used to hide then get customer service to call me
🔊🔊🔊🔊Lost child
#badMammy
Did anyone else hide Easter eggs so kids couldn't find them....and then, completely forget where they're hidden?
Just me?!?!
#badmammy #LouthChat #mams_ie
My children have discovered that the 'Frozen peas' bag wedged at the back of the freezer is actually our secret ice pop stash. No more sneaky mini magnums for me & my hubby....😟
Do you have a secret goody stash hidden from your kids??
#LouthChat #mams_ie #badparenting #badMammy
Told my kids I had 'very important' zoom call and not to disturb me for 30 mins! Then I sneaked off with @stellarmagazine & cuppa!! Am I a bad Mammy????
#BadMammy #peaceandquiet #yourstellar #mammybreak #coffeebreak #teabreak #showusyourstellar
Child 2: are we getting takeout or having real food? 😱 #badmammy
Oh god this really tickled me! Ordered 2 oven trays for son’s return to uni! Just arrived. ‘Do you not do dimensions Mum?’ said other son! Don’t do metric! What exactly would you put in a tray this small? A sausage ?!! I blame Covid...on everything now. #badMammy 🤦♀️😂🤷♀️
Oh dear, halfway through cutting my son (aka #stroppyteen) hair, he flipped out and made me stop. Oh janey...now one side is long and the other, well, the less said about that the better!!!
#notabarber #notahairdresser #badMammy
@the_only_abi Yep, I feel this. My 15 month old isn't walking yet and wont be for a while so outdoor stuff with 3 year old is limited. Alot of TV to amuse them I'm afraid #badmammy
What do Mammies do when they get an hour in the house on their own, just before Christmas?
We REMOVE stuff.
We dump stuff.
ALL the stuff that we'd NEVER get away with removing with the kids around! 😂
#Beruthlessmammies
#badmammy
#clearout
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