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Definitely not awake yet
Woke up way too much last night… stormy nights had me tossing, turning, and dreaming in lightning flashes.
Send coffee, sunlight, and gentle vibes #LilAngel #StormyNights #BarelyFunctioning
Dear Monday,
I showed up. That’s already a lot. Now please don’t ask for more. 😅🖍️☕😴
#DearMonday #ColorTherapy #IMadeIt #BarelyFunctioning #MondayBlues #LetMeSurvive #CoffeeFirst
Me every Friday:
Pretending to be productive until... SuperMorning kicks in... 👀
#FridayMood #SuperMorning #BarelyFunctioning #AlmostWeekend #SuperhumanEnergy
If you’re seeing this, congratulations—you made it out of bed. That’s a win in our book. May your coffee be strong, your WiFi be stable, and your existential dread be minimal.
Now go forth and conquer (or at least survive).
#MondayMood #SendCoffee #BarelyFunctioning
I’m so behind fed up of feeling like this. I just want to sleep, every part of my body and soul is tired.
#ChronicPain #chronicillness #chronicfatigue #exhaustion #depression #sofedup #barelyfunctioning #feellikewearejustexisting
hey @Dogecoin could you please -remove- #multidoge from https://t.co/cGoNbyBkQl ? its VERY annoying to see it 'recommended' yet github issues back to 2015 about it #barelyfunctioning AT ALL
it would be NICE to see you not push ppl off a cliff without community support
I have run out of coffee pods. My shopping doesn't arrive until Saturday. I found a couple of decaf pods which of course don't count. I am scared. Help. Me. #needcoffee #caffeinefreenotbychoice #barelyfunctioning
I need to catch up on sleeeeeeeep. What’s going on with me?? We’re my wisdom teeth the source of my ability to fall and stay asleep?? 🥴 #barelyfunctioning
#sarcodosis flare because why not?
#seriously
#2020worstyear
#barelyfunctioning
#IMissMyHusband
#sendhelp
at least I have at least 4 hours of sleep today #barelyfunctioning
Is it ok to nap, now that I made it through a new counselor who immediately jumped to "New place, needs money. Needs money, get a job."
Look.
You have NO IDEA how much it pisses me off to NOT be able to work, because my chronic pain makes me so unreliable.
#BarelyFunctioning
💪🏻 #workoutwednesday 💪🏻
If you’re trying to lose weight and you’re not lifting then you’re doing it wrong. 🤷♂️🏋️♂️🔥
Lifting weights helps create more#MuscleMass which burns more calories than fat when you’re just functioning (or #barelyfunctioning.) 😝
📸: @the.ellle 👇🏻 #willssc…
💪🏻 #workoutwednesday 💪🏻
If you’re trying to lose weight and you’re not lifting then you’re doing it wrong. 🤷♂️🏋️♂️🔥
Lifting weights helps create more#MuscleMass which burns more calories than fat when you’re just functioning (or #barelyfunctioning.) 😝
… https://t.co/1kDx2akaZ8
The time to beat from last night is an hour and 45 min of sleep. Let’s do this #insomniasucks #barelyfunctioning #entersandman
Saw a poll in a mom group and the average of sleep that the mothers that comment were 5hours. Thank God I'm not the only one. Thought I was insane.
#momlife #NoSleep #barelyfunctioning
When you're trying really hard to be keen & engaged by taking notes but your end-of-PGY-1 brain just isn't there for it. @MeraliZahra #BarelyFunctioning #WeTryThough
This is what happens when they send me to doggie daycare for a full day! #barelyfunctioning #tootiredtoparty 💤
After not sleeping most of the night, and with just 2 weeks to my holiday, I got up and hit the gym in the early hours. Thats normal, right? Still cant sleep #insomnia #gym #workingout #nosleep #tired #barelyfunctioning
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