#Beardexit - Twitter Hashtag

5. After #BeardExit I return to my pre-apocalypse appearance. This will be my new profile photo ... knocking off several decades. Still wearing a mask. This #thread documented my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new photo. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair

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John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦

@JohnRMoffitt

over 5 years ago

4. #BeardExit ... phase 3, first haircut in 15 mo. Introducing Jim Simon, my only barber 💈 for the last 49 years ... looking at all that hair. #ShaveAndAHaircutTwoBits This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair

JohnRMoffitt's tweet photo. 4. #BeardExit ... phase 3, first haircut in 15 mo. Introducing Jim Simon, my only barber 💈 for the last 49 years ... looking at all that hair. #ShaveAndAHaircutTwoBits

This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self.

#LifeDuringPandemic
#ApocalypseHair https://t.co/nzCFvL9Smd

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@JohnRMoffitt

over 5 years ago

3. My #AlbertEinstein phase was #2 in my #BeardExit plan. So exactly how can I rock this? In the end, I decided I was as much #MarkTwain as Einstein. This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair

JohnRMoffitt's tweet photo. 3. My #AlbertEinstein phase was #2 in my #BeardExit plan. So exactly how can I rock this? In the end, I decided I was as much #MarkTwain as Einstein.

This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self.

#LifeDuringPandemic
#ApocalypseHair https://t.co/TMu4mnFuOU

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@JohnRMoffitt

over 5 years ago

2. #BeardExit ... phase 1 was experimenting with different beard ideas. This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair

JohnRMoffitt's tweet photo. 2. #BeardExit ... phase 1 was experimenting with different beard ideas.

This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self.

#LifeDuringPandemic
#ApocalypseHair https://t.co/zqcU7BYLnC

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John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦

@JohnRMoffitt

over 5 years ago

1. #BeardExit was on my mind after I achieved full protection from the Moderna vaccination. As I began to execute my plan, some of you noticed my Twitter photo changing. This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair

JohnRMoffitt's tweet photo. 1. #BeardExit was on my mind after I achieved full protection from the Moderna vaccination. As I began to execute my plan, some of you noticed my Twitter photo changing.

This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self.

#LifeDuringPandemic
#ApocalypseHair https://t.co/09rqwXImDV

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John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦

@JohnRMoffitt

over 5 years ago

@TwiHusband @SheWhoRises @Smilan317 @JMPeck69 @txswede2010 @republicatrisk @keithmehl @IrvingForbush2 @joPhillipsJans1 @BrianBrachiopod @poppy_northcutt @Patbagley It's on the way. #Beardexit is complete. Going full Einstein for a few weeks.

JohnRMoffitt's tweet photo. @TwiHusband @SheWhoRises @Smilan317 @JMPeck69 @txswede2010 @republicatrisk @keithmehl @IrvingForbush2 @joPhillipsJans1 @BrianBrachiopod @poppy_northcutt @Patbagley It's on the way.

#Beardexit is complete. Going full Einstein for a few weeks. https://t.co/pkxWW0xD8i

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John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦

@JohnRMoffitt

over 5 years ago

Imagine that there is no religion. No need to hate/kill your neighbors. Imagine that there is no beard. No need for a fuzz ball on your chin. #beardexit

JohnRMoffitt's tweet photo. Imagine that there is no religion.
No need to hate/kill your neighbors.
Imagine that there is no beard.
No need for a fuzz ball on your chin.

#beardexit https://t.co/5wSk8L124X

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Jeanne Arete☮️☯️ @jaarete1

over 5 years ago

@JohnRMoffitt @JMPeck69 @txswede2010 @republicatrisk @joPhillipsJans1 @HayesPope @gunsnrosesgirl3 @Mammal01012021 @RachelOsiris @JRLgdnr @traderttt9 Keeping the stach? Your archeological skills are showing: the slow reveal. Such a teaser 😆😆 #beardexit

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John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦

@JohnRMoffitt

over 5 years ago

#beardexit

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John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦

@JohnRMoffitt

over 5 years ago

@Ivaniel_14 @JMPeck69 @txswede2010 @republicatrisk @Rainbow_Ark @nazani14 @HayesPope @jaarete1 @IAmJohnAles @joPhillipsJans1 @PAWarnhoff It's coming, wait about 2 weeks. #Beardexit #EinsteinMoffitt

JohnRMoffitt's tweet photo. @Ivaniel_14 @JMPeck69 @txswede2010 @republicatrisk @Rainbow_Ark @nazani14 @HayesPope @jaarete1 @IAmJohnAles @joPhillipsJans1 @PAWarnhoff It's coming, wait about 2 weeks.

#Beardexit
#EinsteinMoffitt https://t.co/KK46SJpguP

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John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦

@JohnRMoffitt

over 5 years ago

@scottronaut @TG22110 @DeathMetalV @UpBeatSkeletor @RobAnderson2018 @hmitchell @Bolshoibabushka @IAmJohnAles @kenserlore96 @Patbagley @TallDavid @traderttt9 @TwiHusband @IrvingForbush2 @TTDerandere @gunsnrosesgirl3 We'll have to share #beardexit photos. I have a strategy ... currently at Russian author phase (shown). Heading in the Einstein direction.