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if you're not sure what to do during the 4 hour long halftime show may I recommend replying to every tweet you see about Tom Cruise asking if he's playing in goal #theworldcup #worldcuphalftimeshow #worldcupfinal #beingshort
Meanest thing a guys ever told me:
"You can't talk down to me from that height!"
#shortpeople #beingshort
My Dad was a funny man. Here's a piece I wrote about being short, about my Dad and about Shergar the kidnapped racehorse, for Irish Daily Mail You Magazine 30/10/21. #Shergar #Beingshort @doirepress
My weekly exercise regime π
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After years of only using half my cabinet space and lamenting that I don't have enough room, it's probably time to admit I need a kitchen step stool. :/ #beingshort
I gotta cut 80% of my shirts cause they fit me too long #beingshort
" I thought you were taller "
Common phrase when people meets me in person for the first time.
As we say in Peru.... "good things come in small vessels" ππ½ββοΈπ
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#shorty #beingshort #findclari⦠https://t.co/t4FtBP6QKJ
βLIFE IS SHORT.....AND SO AM Iβ
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#hugedoor #Amsterdam #shortshort #beingshort π @ Capitale des Pays-Bas https://t.co/eVYsHGdZYi
Look, I'm not short...you're just seeing me from further away. π
#BeingShort #bagelguy #ShortPeopleArePeopleToo
Let's get something straight...I'm not short...I'm just 7/8 scale. #beingshort
They said being short will be fun: They liedππ. It makes no sense the amount of climbing I do in life its ridiculous. In my mind Iβm 6β2 until itβs time to get something off a shelf. πππ#NERULES #tmobile #shortlife #beingshort #work
#BeingShort : Jumping from the table to get off because your legs don't reach the floor.
My niece calls me an Itty Bitty crazy shit...
My son says, "mom, they don't really need to call you itty bitty... you're more like a Hispanic Leprechaun"
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#ffs #beingshort
This one goes out to all you short people there. Yeah, you! I think you...are you waving your arm or is that a small child between those two tall people. Where the fuck is my step stool...hang on let me get it.
#beingshort https://t.co/4Z5QQ20I5I
My wife borrowed my car yesterday. That means I have move the seat forward. #BeingShort
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