#BelfastHumour - Twitter Hashtag

7 days ago

Talk Tonight was John Paul’s favourite song in 2017 — when he still had no words. Look at him now. I landed. 💙✨ #Oasis #DontLookBackInAnger #TalkTonight #ProudMum #BelfastHumour https://t.co/PlFmbKy1i5

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stephen andrews @stephen82754737

about 3 years ago

went to buy a car when I got to see it , it had no wheels no engine opened the drivers door there was no seats says to the guy what am I meant to do with that he says sure it I'll do you for running about in #belfasthumour

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stephen andrews @stephen82754737

over 3 years ago

guy goes into pet shop asks for a parrot points towards cages and says I'll take that one , shop assistant says that's a night owl , guys says I dont give a feck how old it is I'll take it #belfasthumour

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stephen andrews @stephen82754737

over 3 years ago

two lions wandering down the Falls Rd , people running everywhere slamming their doors shut not a sinner in sight Rd totally deserted , one lion says to the other what's going on , the other lion says must be a bomb scare #BelfastHumour

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Sinéad Polland @auntiedoodles

over 3 years ago

Got a new piece of worktop at kitchen sink last week. Texted fitter and asked “taps off?” He responded “ not sure what the weather gives, but I’ll ask the lads!” #belfasthumour 🤣

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stephen andrews @stephen82754737

over 5 years ago

my cousin the lollipop man just got the sack for stealing we should have known all the signs were there #belfasthumour

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stephen andrews @stephen82754737

over 5 years ago

took my auld uncle to the doctor's complaining of a sore back Doc says get a block of lard and rub him all over with it after that he went down hill very quickly #belfasthumour

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𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘭𝘢 @Carrick_Girl

almost 6 years ago · Carrickfergus

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the big girls video's make my day everyday ..#Belfasthumour

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Tess Page @Tess_invests

over 6 years ago · Manchester

Crashed my way in to our Belfast team’s “Thinking Thursdays” session. Yep, I pointed out it was Tuesday. Awesome team across the water love the innovation and ideas! But come on, it’s Tuesday. #BelfastHumour #OneTeamOneDream

Tess_invests's tweet photo. Crashed my way in to our Belfast team’s “Thinking Thursdays” session. Yep, I pointed out it was Tuesday. Awesome team across the water love the innovation and ideas! But come on, it’s Tuesday. #BelfastHumour #OneTeamOneDream https://t.co/GiZsMJf4Mz

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stephen andrews @stephen82754737

over 6 years ago

drunk who was about to be thrown out for being over the limit says to barman to prove he's sober "there's a cat just walked into the bar with one eye" barman says " that's a cat on its way out with its tail in the air your barred " #belfasthumour

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The Balls on the Falls @BeechieBoys

over 6 years ago

I'm in the doctors and two old are women chatting. One says to the other "well are you alright?" The other replies "well if I was I wouldn't be here" I'm buckled laughing #Belfasthumour

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Niall White @MrNiallWhite

almost 7 years ago

Simple but clear! #BelfastHumour

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Rob wallace @Robwallace99

over 7 years ago

Proper laugh out loud funny. Brilliant #belfasthumour

stephen andrews @stephen82754737

over 7 years ago

so up seeing my mum in hospital with the wife , and mum says very loudly " I remember when yous were only going out with eachother & yous broke the bed " other visiters brust out laughing , me and the wife #scundered

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stephen andrews @stephen82754737

over 7 years ago

while in Tesco's with the workmate he say's to me "I fancy a ham shank" I said to him "are you not going to get something to eat first" his face turned red from the neck up & he just walked away from me lol #BelfastHumour

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